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The top news of the last few weeks was the naming of George Burley as the Scotland manager. Well the SFA did what they said they would do, and give us Burley, a big name manager. If they promised a small name manager we would have got Steven Frail I suppose. Thank god Little and large didn�t apply.

 

The next big thing was the transfer window with Rangers selling Alan Hutton possibly against his will for eight million pounds.

 

There was a young player for Tottenham,

For the cash the Rangers got shot of em ,

One day he�ll return,

Like the prodigal son,

For the Gers fans won�t have forgotten em.

 

Fulham had a Fairy tale Window. They went for a King and ended with a Cousin, who is a frog. Now they are waiting for a kiss from F(airy) ifa to bring the deal to life.

 

After all the promises of bringing in new players only Steve Davis was brought in to Ibrox. Oh well, we will be all right if we need snookers at the end of the season.

 

Over at the piggery they went to Japan to bring in Koki Mizuno.

Celtic think they have found a Jap in the market.

Word has it they thought they were getting another Japanese player but wee Gordies dyslexia got in the way. They thought they were getting a Samurai but ended with a Samaras. Hopefully their Japanese warrier will turn into a Greek tragedy

They also brought in a German to strengthen their Leaky defence. Strachen was reported to say nothing can stop a leak like a Jerry can.

 

Up at Pittodrie the Dons brought in Dave Bus. Seemingly Jimmy Calderwood crapped himself he thought they had signed a coach.

Bus couldn�t get into the Graafschap team because of Cerezo Fung a Wing. I wonder if it was Bus that lossed a wing?

 

Taxi!!!

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