The Winter 2023/24 Rangers Transfer Window Rumours and Deals - Thread

[Uilleam 5,960]

2 hours ago, Thinker said:

I can't even get an appointment with a "socialist" dentist these days. They're all too busy coining it in doing veneers and Botox.

Hungary. Or Turkey. 

And, if the latter, you could get a hair transplant, too. (Elementary: grass tends not to grow on a busy street, Thinker).

[26th of foot 6,119]

2 hours ago, Thinker said:

I can't even get an appointment with a "socialist" dentist these days. They're all too busy coining it in doing veneers and Botox.

I suppose each Dentist has a considerable constraint on every working day if their pre-bed ritual is deletion of text messages?

 

Must be a daily opportunity cost.

[Thinker 887]

58 minutes ago, Uilleam said:

Hungary. Or Turkey. 

And, if the latter, you could get a hair transplant, too. (Elementary: grass tends not to grow on a busy street, Thinker).

The People's Republic of Cambuslang.

 

I could do with a hair graft too, but the monicker relates to my awful hunched-over, nail-bitey, edge-of-the-seat posture when watching Rangers, rather than my cranial throughput.

[Uilleam 5,960]

44 minutes ago, Thinker said:

The People's Republic of Cambuslang.

 

I could do with a hair graft too, but the monicker relates to my awful hunched-over, nail-bitey, edge-of-the-seat posture when watching Rangers, rather than my cranial throughput.

So, you are a naturist....

 

 

 

...and  watch Rangers, au naturelle (you, that is, not the team)?

To each his own, everyone, anyone....bit parky, this time of year mind.

[Thinker 887]

21 minutes ago, Uilleam said:

So, you are a naturist....

 

 

 

...and  watch Rangers, au naturelle (you, that is, not the team)?

To each his own, everyone, anyone....bit parky, this time of year mind.

I daresay it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a bronze effigy.

Edited January 27 by Thinker

[Uilleam 5,960]

30 minutes ago, Thinker said:

I daresay it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a bronze effigy.

[alexscottislegend 2,375]

On 25/01/2024 at 18:49, Scott7 said:

I thought she was a French writer of pornographic literature.

Anais Nin. Disgraceful that you and I get that.....

[alexscottislegend 2,375]

5 hours ago, Thinker said:

I can't even get an appointment with a "socialist" dentist these days. They're all too busy coining it in doing veneers and Botox.

Don't broadcast this too loudly, but get your GP to refer you to a dental hospital; the students will do it for free if you are an interesting case. (Don't worry, they will not let novices loose on you.)

[compo 7,216]

6 minutes ago, Uilleam said:

I was more of a Valentine Dyall person,The Man In Black 

[Uilleam 5,960]

Just now, compo said:

I was more of a Valentine Dyall person,The Man In Black 

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