BEARGER 1,830 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 According to the Sun!! Saying he’s Rooney’s first transfer target. £20M and he can go, good deal? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarPig 6 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Rooney wants to sign Butland. I want to shag Margot Robbie. Don't think either of us will get what we want. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEARGER 1,830 Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 7 minutes ago, WarPig said: Rooney wants to sign Butland. I want to shag Margot Robbie. Don't think either of us will get what we want. I had to Google Margot Robbie🙁 sign of age. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker 887 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 I'd be sad to see him go, but every player has their price. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 6,082 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, BEARGER said: I had to Google Margot Robbie🙁 sign of age. Well known in deepest, darkest Lanarkshire and, immortalised in song : Margot Robbie fae ra Gallowgate Gies ye yer hole fur wan an' eight Sometimes a tanner, sometimes a bob All depends on the size o' yer knob. A despicable misogynistic attitude best consigned to the past. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott7 6,002 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Wan and eight? Fourpence short of one of compo’s florins. Not expensive but one might not expect much in the way of quality. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 6,082 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, Scott7 said: Wan and eight? Fourpence short of one of compo’s florins. Not expensive but one might not expect much in the way of quality. Compo is like the First Halfwit, Humza a former pupil of Hutchesons' Grammar School for Boys'. Strictly two and a tanner men, three bob if an egg banjo was included. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker 887 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, 26th of foot said: Compo is like the First Halfwit, Humza a former pupil of Hutchesons' Grammar School for Boys'. Strictly two and a tanner men, three bob if an egg banjo was included. I had to Google "egg banjo". I thought (read, hoped) it was going to be something kinky. Edited October 15, 2023 by Thinker 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
compo 7,030 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 1 hour ago, 26th of foot said: Well known in deepest, darkest Lanarkshire and, immortalised in song : Margot Robbie fae ra Gallowgate Gies ye yer hole fur wan an' eight Sometimes a tanner, sometimes a bob All depends on the size o' yer knob. A despicable misogynistic attitude best consigned to the past. Thought it was hairy Mary 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill 13,717 Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Another complete non-story in an endless line of complete non-stories that drip from the gutter press 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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