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Just a little warning about Red Star before we close the chapter on them for this year. Red star is in Dutch, Rood Ster. The word ster is also used as a slang word to describe the anus. If Rangers are playing Ajax in a pre-season friendly next year, before the CL draw, and a big Dutch guy asks if you would like to get Red Star, think twice before you answer.

 

Reports have been going round all week that Jimmy Calderwood was on his way to Leicester City.

With all that carrot sun tan lotion he will blend in well with the Foxes.

He won�t be a wolf in sheep�s clothing , but a fox in sheep�s clothing.

 

John Hugh�s said his Falkirk players need to stand up and be counted.

I suppose he didn�t realize that he doesn�t have enough fingers.

 

Wee Gordy was in the news again for wrong reasons again. After running on to the pitch to pick up something the physio dropped. The fourth official squared up to him, but Wee Gordy backed off.

It seems he didn�t have the bottle.

 

Bobo Balde had the Celtic board furious on Friday when he turned down a move to Sunderland. He preferred to sit back and enjoy his 32.000 a week to sit in the stand at the darkside. Now nearly everyone is baldy(e) at Parkhead as they have all been pulling their hair out.

 

Gordon Strachen said he did not drive Kenny Miller out of Parkhead!

He only ordered his Taxi.

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