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1 hour ago, 26th of foot said:

Continuing in his sculptured ways to deliberately attract the “Ibrox hordes” to his Podcasts, dearest Graham has lined a one hour special with Hugh Keevins. The nasal whine will advance his quest for Tommy Burns to receive beatification, how he is here to talk football and not child rape, tell how many priests attended his daughter’s wedding, and why Valencia are the Aberdeen of Spanish football.

 

Maybe, just maybe, Graham will ask Hugh to explain his oft’ repeated late nineties/early naughties slur, “ Ibrox on a Champions League night is akin to a Nuremberg Rally”. It was those torch led parades that Adolf the smartie, leader of the Nazi party decided to release their, ‘Race Laws’. Yep, those Race Laws that saw several million Jews, masons, Boy Scouts, socialists, gypsies, Down’s syndrome, ........... etc pushed into gas chambers on an industrial scale.

 

I think we should run a sweep, name the next rancid auld bigot to appear on the Spiers Podcast? I’ii predict Matt McGlone.

You are going to need a fuckin' big hat. 

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1 hour ago, Bluedell said:

Not sure why we are giving this podcast such publicity.

Spiers is extending invitations to a specific category of characters. I cannot imagine any Gersnetters will be tempted to invest to hear their well rehearsed bitter views? This is Spiers third season as a Sellik season ticket holder, he takes both his sons. Highlighting those willing to appear on his podcast, illuminates how far he is prepared to expose his boys.

 

His sons will be products of their conditioning.

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In the week of the first old firm match of the season, Graham’s Podcast continues to strive for objectivity. Well, that’s objectivity pertinent to a current Sellik season ticket holder. The title of the Podcast is, ‘Succulent Lamb Journalism - inspired by James Traynor’s fawning over David Murray’.

 

Sounds like a comfort blanket and both invited contributors, Harry Brady of Sellik Underground and Gordon Waddell of serious Rangers hating credentials, will maintain a firm hold.

 

Talking of succulent lamb journalism, I wonder if Spiers et al will discuss Sellik TV’s Michael Stewart, Mike Mulraney, and Neil Doncaster’s appearances on BBC Radio Scotland for ninety minutes last week, promoting Peter’s desire for crowds to return to Scottish football?

 

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  • 4 weeks later...

History Repeating Itself?

 

The reason I began this thread, and the reason why occasionally I return is because I knew ra Bhoy in Corduroy would resort to his habitual lazy practices. In the past, Graham has resorted to make belief and lies to support his conclusions. For a decade at Scotland on Sunday, his Sports Editor was Kevin McKenna and Spiers decided to prioritise satisfying Kevin, whereas his colleagues Kevin McCarra and Jonathon Northcoat satisfied their professionalism. The latter two went on to become national(British) broadsheet columnists and Editors, Graham is the football Journo for the Times(Scotland), under 15,000 daily sales.

 

BBC Scotland cancelled Graham's Golf Show and he was left needing to support three Sellik season tickets(himself and two boys) on a modest income. Podcasts, particularly Podcasts with a specific litany of Sellik supporting/Rangers hating guests are a sure thing. However, give Spiersy several weeks and he will resort to type. He conducted a 45 minute Podcast with Hibs boss, Jack Ross and having taken subscriptions, he broadcast the former St Mirren Gaffer's reflections on Sunderland, the emotional support provided by Brendan(yep, that Brendan), and his own take on Ross's emotional intelligence.

 

The following Saturday arrives and the Times(Scotland) Editor requires a build-up piece for the Edinburgh Derby that is the Scottish Cup semi-final that evening. Spiers provides by committing his Podcast to print, word for word. The lazy bum is paid twice for the same material and what's left of the Times readership in Scotland are recipients of Spiers sloppy seconds. It will happen soon, he will resort to appearing on 'the View from the Terrace' fingering his organ to a soundtrack of Elton John melodies.

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  • 2 months later...

Genuinely sorry for bumping this thread after a two month moratorium.

 

However, needs must.

 

As predicted, Spiers has resorted to strict adherence in Rangers hating. His weekly Podcast has simmered with careful Rangers hatred, but this week, he taps the source of evil. Four BIG properties and counting, it's an hour of couthy Stuart Cosgrove.

 

Perhaps, ra Bhoy in Corduroy will ask Stuart about St Johnstone being revealed last week, as one of a dozen large companies in Scotland, failing to pay the minimum wage?

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  • 1 month later...

In a week where Rangers might win their first Championship in a decade, who is the Big Cheese talking to on his Podcast?

 

The purveyor of Comedic Exaggeration, utiliser of the 'Sticky Bun' for fun, and desperately wants to see a machete chop up Alfredo Morelos. It's Irvine Welsh.

 

Come on Graham, how long do we have to wait for Roy Greenslade, Phil McFournames, and Matt McGlone?

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Spiers and Welsh are both wannabe social justice warriors who, in reality, are consumed by hatred.

 

Has Welsh wrote one of his crumby books recently or is he too busy patronising BAME people by demanding statues are toppled?

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35 minutes ago, Gonzo79 said:

Spiers and Welsh are both wannabe social justice warriors who, in reality, are consumed by hatred.

 

Has Welsh wrote one of his crumby books recently or is he too busy patronising BAME people by demanding statues are toppled?

These last 20 years, Welsh has moved around his homes in Dublin, Chicago, and New York.

 

The last dozen years has seen him increasingly rely on Script Writing.

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