26th of foot 6,230 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 06/07/2020 at 22:52, Franc Ergs said: Seems DU have paid compensation to Tranmere for Micky Mellon. Surely not the same DU that have the begging bowl out ? Wonder if he'll be as thrilled with the job if they stay in the championship ? Expand Good questions, they're twisting ma melon, man! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 6,572 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 09:55, 26th of foot said: Good questions, they're twisting ma melon, man! Expand I doubt that they have ever seen a melon in Dundee. "Whit's a melon, Paddy?" "Ah dinna ken, but Ah'm telt it luks like Jum Spence wi' a baldy" 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 6,230 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 10:45, Uilleam said: I doubt that they have ever seen a melon in Dundee. "Whit's a melon, Paddy?" "Ah dinna ken, but Ah'm telt it luks like Jum Spence wi' a baldy" Expand During Jum's pubescent formative years, he had a full, profound, and meaningful relationship with a melon, called Honeydew. It is hoped Micky can be similarly accommodating? Admittedly, Honeydew was an exotic fruit, came from Panmure. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo79 15,490 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Still, plenty of tangerines and turnips to help them with their '5 a day'. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 6,572 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 11:02, 26th of foot said: During Jum's pubescent formative years, he had a full, profound, and meaningful relationship with a melon, called Honeydew. It is hoped Micky can be similarly accommodating? Admittedly, Honeydew was an exotic fruit, came from Panmure. Expand An unacceptable version of melon and ginger. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
26th of foot 6,230 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 11:08, Uilleam said: An unacceptable version of melon and ginger. Expand A little known but true story of Jum's first formal lunch as Rectum of Dundee University. A starter of a fantail of melon was placed in front of him, and the Maitre d' immediately inquired if Jum would care for a sprinkling of ginger? Jum, being a man of the world knew it was best to keep one's melon sweet(and accommodating) answered, "ah'll hae American Cream Soda". Jum's tenure as Rectum will leave a legacy of the Faculty of Faux Pas. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uilleam 6,572 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 11:27, 26th of foot said: A little known but true story of Jum's first formal lunch as Rectum of Dundee University. A starter of a fantail of melon was placed in front of him, and the Maitre d' immediately inquired if Jum would care for a sprinkling of ginger? Jum, being a man of the world knew it was best to keep one's melon sweet(and accommodating) answered, "ah'll hae American Cream Soda". Jum's tenure as Rectum will leave a legacy of the Faculty of Faux Pas. Expand Anus mirabilis, 2019. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CammyF 9,558 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Worth a listen - sounds like civil war has broken out in SPFL https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08k2hln 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzo79 15,490 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Hopefully there's plenty of popcorn supplies available. ? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
der Berliner 4,270 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) On 07/07/2020 at 12:38, Uilleam said: Anus mirabilis, 2019. Expand That's the real-life impersonator of the Muppets Show chemist's assistant, right? EDIT: Shouldn't it be Annus? Edited July 7, 2020 by der Berliner 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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