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Scottish Cup 5th Round: Hamilton Acas v Rangers


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I believe the draw for the last sixteen is happening live on BBC Scotland after today's Dundee United v Hibs tie?

 

These last few years, continually I hope we draw Dundee United at Ibrox. Today is no different, we have unfinished business going back decades in the national trophy.

 

Yesterday, I learned Jum Spence has, and plays a mouth organ. Thus, apart from a long overdue several goal spanking; I want some Bear to ram the harmonica right up his jacksie. Larry Adler can provide the necessary instruction on how to still construct a tune.

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I agree, that would be my preferred draw.  It looks like we'll be playing them at Ibrox next season anyway and a spanking can wait a few months, if need be.

 

Jim Spence looks like Postman Pat, with a ginger brush wig.

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Before the draw, PQ are intent on raising the spectres of Sonny Terry and Brownie McGhee. Sounds of the Clyde and Tay Deltas are brought to our ears by Jum Spence(Harmonica) and Graham Spiers(organ). The popular Beat Combo', known better as, 'Jum and Grum' adopt a stride stance whilst playing cross-hand boogey. Jum fingers Grum's organ as Grum sucks and blows Jum's plums. 

 

Truly, syncopation for the nation.

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