Taxi!!!

[pete 2,511]

Another Old Firm game has come and gone and it threw up a few talking points. As usual scott Brown was running around giving forearm smashes and kicking everything in his wake. I couldn't help thinking he has a lot in common with Nigel Farage. If he sees a joint he Breks'it.

Moussa Dembele was diving that much they had to call for a lifeguard.

 

I love the half-time draw at Parkhead. It is called the Paradise Windfall. How more apt can you get. I'll bet the first prize is a piece of corrugated metal from the Jock Stein stand.

Incredible that the Celtic supporters were mocking Rangers about the Ibrox roof and their own stadium is falling to bits. A case of Big Jock Blew.

 

Police are not sure it was the wind that made the hole though. They are looking into reports that Chris Commons and Efe Ambrose were looking for a way out of Parkhead.

Of course it could have been the Parkhead board that put it there for extra ventilation for the smelly supporters.

 

I often wonder what the Celtic players do with their clothes during the game as the Celtic Kitmen hate having hangers in the dressing room.

 

A supporter at the Green Brigade end was seen wearing a Balaclava over his face. Wouldn't it be great if they made it standard issue for all their supporters. It would save a hell of a lot of ugliness in the world.

They could start with their ball girl behind the Rangers goal. Did you see her face when King Hilly crossed the loyne.

 

The new Rangers manager Pedro Caixinha was in the crowd watching the game. He has had clubs in Portugal, Mexico, Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Jesus having a frig'n siesta in the freez'n glesga rain is gonnae freeze the Caix off him.

He said the whole club has to have the same philosophy as him. We will need to get used to a lot of Bull then.

 

He says he can trust the board,. Whit! They're worse than Wicki-leaks. There has been that many Boardroom leaks to the press recently that I expect Edward Snowden to get the Director of Football job. There has been more leaks coming from the Ibrox boardroom than at the Rangers supporters end toilet at Parkhead. Seemingly they were only allowed into the Parkhead toilet one at a time. Why do I get a picture in my head of a Celtic steward with a Balaclava carrying a Kalashnikov rifle saying “Right you Huns wan at a time” A Celtic Steward guarding the toilet now there is your original green drip.

 

 

It was a bit of a shit having to pay Al-Gharafa compensation to get Pedro released.

All those rich sheikh owners and they still want compensation for 45 days of contract he had left. Could they not just Sheikh Hishaun. Okay I know it is a million years old.

 

It was great to hear Pedro's first pre-match interview. No more Mark Warburton Clichés. To be honest I expected him to be handed the Jim Traynor Trainer Training handbook, and instead of “We only take one game at a time.” It would be “We only-a take-a one-a game-a at a time-a.”

If-a we prepare-a well-a, We will-a be-a in a good-a place-a.

 

Tactical Periodisation! Whit? Methodologies! EH! Matrices! Whit the fuck? Come oan Pedro do you no know Scottish words like, hoof it up the park. Punt it into row 52 and sky it up the park 'n' let Kenny chase it.

This will never catch on. C'mon Jim get him into line.

 

Reading the papers I read Manchester United players were furious because a Chartered jet did not turn up to fly them back to Manchester from London, leaving them sitting at Heathrow for hours and then taking a coach back on a three hour trip to Manchester.A case of definitely not flying United Airways.

 

A story in the news this week was that the CIA were using Samsung televisions to spy on people. Seemingly they can watch you even although the Telly is switched off. Motherwell issued a statement saying they had ordered 13,000 Samsung TV's to put on the empty seats.They are hoping that somebody might be watching them.

 

Taxi!!!

 

Just a few musings.

Edited March 17, 2017 by pete