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There has been quite a lot happening in Scottish football the last few weeks.

 

Celtic directors sent sent a letter out to their supporters asking them not to smell on match days. As if they don't smell on not match day's. Their 2015 year book will be looking at whether there is a connection between their dwindling support and the smell phenomenon.

It will be called "Gone with the wind."

 

Ronny Dahlia accused his players of being lazy after their cup game against Raith Rovers. It was leaked that he told Peter Lawell that he blamed the clubs Irish heritage. Lawell asked angrily how he came to that conclusion to which Dahlia said "They looked like they were wearing donkey jackets and leaning on Shovels"

 

Unfortunately the first manager bit the dust when Mother(not so) well sacked Ian Baraclough . The Motherwell chairman said his players should hold their heads in shame. Well that'll help running about the park looking at the frigg'n grass. That'll win football games. What do Chairmen know?

 

Rangers had a poor time in the league cup as well. Going in to the break 2-0 down against St Johnstone, the Rangers support were confident that Mark Warburton would reach into his magic hat and pull out a rabbit in the second half. Instead when St Johnstone scored after 53 seconds of the second half he was pulling out his hare.

 

Up at Pittodrie, Hibs started against the mighty Aberdeen as no chance underdogs. After a 2-0 win they headed back to Edinburgh as trained sheepdogs. Rumours are that Alan Stubbs is down to make a special appearance on One man and his dog.

 

While watching the European games on TV last week I heard Ally McCoist giving his pundit views on a live commentary.He has been hired by BT to do the European games,some Scottish games and the Chelsea Flower show.

 

Peter Houston is in deep trouble with the SFA after he called referee John McKendrick a shitebag at the end of Saturday’s clash with Rangers at Ibrox. Why can't I get the picture out of my head of the SFA compliance officer Tony McGlennan sitting in an astronaut suit stating "Houston we have a problem"

 

Police Scotland have been searching lorries heading for Lennoxtown after it was reported thousands of Celtic supporters were hiding in the lorries and jumping out at Lennox castle. They heard that the European union was freeing up millions to accommodate asylum seekers and thought they would get in on the act.

 

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