Zappa 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 We've more accountants than PWC. It's incredible. It must be like financial Chinese whispers at Ibrox. By the time accountant A's bean count of 100 gets to accountant Z, the count is only 5 beans. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimpy 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 It's incredible. It must be like financial Chinese whispers at Ibrox. By the time accountant A's bean count of 100 gets to accountant Z, the count is only 5 beans. Have you just unveiled hedge fund loyal's strategy? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete 2,499 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 It's incredible. It must be like financial Chinese whispers at Ibrox. By the time accountant A's bean count of 100 gets to accountant Z, the count is only 5 beans. Have we still got 5 beans? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster. 5,257 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Various accountants are needed because of the monotony of the job. When money comes into the club there is a box, where they keep the football club's money and a wheelbarrow where they put the money for the board, their friends etc. So it's a matter of a pile of legal tender in front of the accountant and they have to divvy it up and place the money into the box and wheelbarrow. One for you, Two for us, One for you, Two for us, One for you, Two for us,....................... 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
forlanssister 3,114 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Here's hoping any new guy does indeed completely revamp the utterly shambolic HR and legal departments. I sincerely hope other departments are functioning better or we are indeed royally f*&ked. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Have you just unveiled hedge fund loyal's strategy? Not sure mate, but I'm thinking of something like a human pyramid built from accountants which plays a great version of pass the parcel called pass the Moët. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Have we still got 5 beans? Not sure, but we've certainly got more than 5 accountants! 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster. 5,257 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Have you just unveiled hedge fund loyal's strategy? Someone asked me if a hedge fund had ever had a positve effect on a football club when acting as a 'major player' in events. Anyone ? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWee BlueDevil 0 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 ]Here's hoping any new guy does indeed completely revamp the utterly shambolic HR and legal departments[/b]. I sincerely hope other departments are functioning better or we are indeed royally f*&ked. Agreed. Will they get free rein to do so? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig 5,199 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Im applying 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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