Quotes / Chants of the week

[Gribz 850]

"I do not know why a player at 25 wants to tell me all about their big experiences. When I consider the age I am now, I would have a lot to tell people. But it seems to be an English habit to come out with books that nobody needs."

Arsenal's 37-year-old goalkeeper Jens Lehmann on former team-mate Ashley Cole's controversial autobiography.

 

"He's got chocolate wrists there."

Paul Merson about Hilario's attempt to keep out Flamini's goal.

 

"The players will be going in for a sandwich now...except Shane Warne, who will probably have a burger, some pasta and chips."

Aussie commentator at lunch on day four at Adelaide.

 

"I've never written a speech in my life and I never will. I wrote one once and it was rubbish."

Ian Holloway gets confused as to whether or not he has ever written a speech

 

"You're getting sacked in the morning."

Bolton Wanderers' fans (almost) prophetic chant to West Ham manager Alan Pardew, after West Ham's 4-0 defeat at the Reebok.

 

"Get your s*** stars off our flag!"

Barmy Army to Aussie fans!

 

"You won the league, in black and white, you won the league in black and white, you won the league in the sixties, you won the league in black and white."

Arsenal fans taunt Spurs about the last time they won the league title.

 

Randy, Randy buy them a roof, Randy, buy them a roof."

At Portsmouth v Villa in the roofless away end as it started raining!

 

Some amusing comments there

[Mark-RFC 0]

Last one's a cracker.

 

Theres soemthing I like about Pompey's support , they always seem to be very vocal in their support and quite open-minded when you see them interviewed on the box

[Gazza_8 233]

I like the Shane Warne quote.