Funny Limmy Rant

[Zappa 0]

David Limond

 

This term "Rangers Family" makes me laugh, especially over the last 6 months.

 

The Vanguard Bears (Despite sounding like some 1980's cartoon about bears fighting intergalactic aquatic people are also known as The international league of shadows) hate the RST (The posh ones, the ones that think they know best because one of their mates knows Donald Findlay) and both of them can't stand Rangers Unit...

e (The con artists, the people who are backed by shamed bankrupt businessman and proven liar Graham Duffy) , add another couple of names in there and perm them like some silly super Heinz bet from the bookies and you've got 120 separate permutations of weird and wonderful ways for bear on bear fighting.

 

I'll always be a South side born and bred bear that walks down the Haggs road to the game and goes for a pint afterwards that doesn't need to be part of any "groovy gang" to feel more of a fan. As Groucho Marx said "I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member"

 

One new group with fancy initials came out a few months ago and I can't even remember it's name but it had the word "Unified" in it and they released a statement calling for all groups to come under the one umbrella and unite adding that it was the time for the bickering to stop with each other, and then it added...apart from RST, they can go get fucked (in so many words). I was in fucking tears of laughter. It was beyond Monty Pythonesque, It was Monty Python SuperDeluxe 2.0 Beta Megatron ZX48K 2000+

 

 

I suppose when you have club legends like Bomber Brown making an arse of himself and causing division on behalf of a couple of Tims then I shouldn't really be surprised at the fans doing it too. I've had my share of it too this week. I walked away from a call in show primarily because it bored me and it's production was pretty shit and a whole group of people are offering their in depth analysis of things and saying pish like "Are you on Limmy's side or Tommy's side?". Sides? What fucking sides? Go fuck yerselves up the arse with yer maws frying pan handle ya boring docile bastards.

 

On another matter..

 

I've been on twitter since early February, 2 weeks before admin started and I've seen a whole lot of mad shit tweeted but see this week? It's been the worst fucking week ever.

 

Two things.

 

1. Who do people think they are telling people they must wear a poppy? These soldiers fought and died for people to have freedom.People have the freedom to not wear a poppy.I know Celtic are scum, I've known it since I was 4 years old so don't be shocked and appalled at them not wearing a poppy* now in 2012 but the really annoying thing was Rangers fans posting and retweeting en masse a 2010 story and passing it off as something that happened this week. It was fucking embarrassing as fuck. Some people have hijacked remembrance time and used it for their own childish agenda and to pretend to be offended at someone- ANYONE on the TV who dare not wear a poppy. It's made me tired of remembrance week, You've ruined this week and now I can't wait till it's over and that's the real tragedy for me.

 

2. "Celtic are not 125 years old, they are 124" and "Shhhh December the 31st, don't tell the Tims"

 

Fucking hell and we say they're obsessed?

 

Suck ma fucking banger the lot of yeez

 

Love and Kisses from me to you and all your extended family , David Limond xxx

 

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[GovanAllan 0]

Delivery might be a little crude, but the meaning isn't far wrong.

[chilledbear 16]

The lads about right.

 

My gangs better than your gang.

 

The whole poppy thing, always have, and always will wear one, but point scoring goes against the grain.

[aweebluesoandso 290]

I laughed, this guy could be funny one day.