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I am not fully satisfied with the product I purchased from your establishment.

 

Please find it returned in enclosed envelope

 

I look forward to a full refund.

 

Yours Faithfully

 

Miss Q

GF Row R*

 

 

 

 

 

*only joking will still follow follow but man it's frustrating!!!

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Guest Bertent

Dear Madam,

 

thank you for your recent letter. We acknowledge the issues you raise but cannot accept that you have anything to complain about. So please dont bother us again.

 

The chairman thanks youfor your support and can assure you that the revenue from your unquestioniing support is being put to good use in his vinyards in France.

 

Yours

 

Leftfooted Toady

Botty Kisser to the Chairman

Minty Assets Strippers PLC

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