Can Edgar make up his mind.

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Anna Smith now works for NOTW.

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Anna Smith now works for NOTW.

 

That's the one. Thanks.

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Anna Smith now works for NOTW.

 

That's the one. Thanks.

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In other words, she can't get a job with a decent newspaper & currently works for one of the worst in the country. If they had never invented toilet roll you wouldn't even want to wipe your arse with the NOTW because that would mean you'd actually paid money for it.

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Didn't the said Ugly Anna recently take up a new position, which has slipped my memory - do you know where it was. Or am I imagining it?

 

 

Anna Smith's big break through was her week long coverage of her fantasy, 'Riot in sunderland'. In excess of 15,000 Bears travelled to Roker Park for a testemonial, 16 were arrested. Anna manufactured a riot and had a double page spread on a Timetable of Violence. She included sinister figures seen running from car at 3am in South Shields(more than a dozen miles away). She followed it up with more front page exclusives, she was present at a dawn raid in Cambuslang that saw 4 Bears arrested for a slashing in a Sunderland nightclub. Anna was working closely with Kevin Smith(no relation) who was a Chief Inspector in Cambuslang). Anna had no front page headline ready, in fact failed to comment at all, when the 4 lads were released the following afternoon, none of them had ever been in Sunderland.

 

Next, Anna was present at another dawn operation in Bridgeton, Kevin Smith was now a Superintendant at London Road Polis station. It was the night before the Scottish Cup final and local Bears had painted the kerb stones around Brigton Cross, red, white, and blue. Anna reported on the front page as Council workmen, protected by police, painted the kerbs black.

 

Then, it was Bible John. Anna had inside Polis information(I wonder from whom) that Bible John was a former Scots Guardsman, originally from Stonehouse. Front page again and again over several weeks, the black and white photo of said Scots Guardsman in uniform filling the page. Anna found the British part in British Army to be a pejoritive term. Anyway, she succeeeded in whipping up the public storm and Guardsman's body was exhumed for DNA testing. Over four months later, the tests proved negative. Anna did not return to the story and failed to apologise to the former soldiers family.

 

Then, the Orkney Sex Abuse trial, Anna was convinced on numerous front pages that the Minister was at the root of all evil. He was never charged. RC priest Jim Lawlor was the parish high heid-yin in Dalmarnock. He suffered constant sectarian abuse, lot's of quotes from the Commander of E Division, Chief Superintendant Kevin Smith. We had front page serialisation of father Jim's trials. A few years later and Jim Lawlor is parish priest in Hillington and two elderly parishioners pop in of a Sunday evening to light a candle or two; only to find father Jim atop the alter with a dildo up his arse. Anna failed to report this. Oh, a few front pages on Brian Demsey's extra-marital affairs; always assuring the readership that divorce was never an option as he remains a devout rc. We could go on, and on ....................... etc with Anna; but I am sure you get the picture.

 

When Kevin Smith made Assistant Chief Constable, Anna was convinced to take on drug dealers and pushers. It was a six month front page campaign, shop a dealer. Anna was soon in a state of alarm, constantly threatened, panic alarms installed in the house, constant Polis protection, ......etc. Anna suddenly resigned and headed off to her white walled cottage on the Donegal coast to pen her semi-autobiographical tome, 'Spit in the Wind'. A new career as an Author beckoned, she failed.

 

Anna pitched up at the News of the Screws over a year past and continued spitting her venom and spewing her bile.

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