Taxi!!!

[pete 2,499]

Well what a week that was for our neighbours from the East-end. First of all they travelled to Vienna for a Euro tie against Rapid Vienna.The Austrians lived up to their name and were rapidly 3-0 up and taking Celtic on a Viennese Waltz.

The Viennese Waltz is a rotary dance where the dancers are constantly turned. That fits Loovens and Caldwell perfectly. The dance is based on three beats to the bar. After three beats Arthur Boruc was probably praying he was off to a bar

Just as well Fox wasn’t playing, as Vienna may have gone on a Foxtrot.

Vienna is of course famous for the blue Danube, any rumours that it was a metre deeper by Celtic supporters spitting in it are totally untrue. Vienna did of course get to see a Flood. Glasgow only ever gets to see a weeping Willo.

There were reports that Aiden McGeady had fallen into the Danube. Police later cleared it up by saying he took a dive. Well nothing new there, when he sees’s blue, he dives.

Vienna used to be a Celtic settlement. Nothing changed there either they were happy to settle for a draw.

 

Then it was across to Edinburgh where the Hearts were ripped out of the unwashed. Well it was something to do with Hearts and getting ripped anyway.

Word has it they were suffering from Dutch elm disease. Expected Loovens mistake

I loved the Csaba Laszlo statement “Now we need to forget this result because we play Falkirk next and that is going to be a hard game.” Brilliant.

 

Breaking News!!!

Celtic are pulling out all stops to sign Susanna Maiolo. They have been scouring the whole of Europe to find a tim who can put in a good tackle.

 

Taxi!!!

Edited December 26, 2009 by pete