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who cares, already got a song lined up for him

 

There's only one Vennegoor

His girlfriend is not a hoor.

He's got a long name,

And he votes Sinn Fein.*

Salt and Vennegoor is really lame.

 

theres only one venegoor

hes as big as a door

hes big and tall

sticks his finger in a dyke wall

walking in a large chap wonderland.

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who cares, already got a song lined up for him

 

There's only one Vennegoor

His girlfriend is not a hoor.

He's got a long name,

And he votes Sinn Fein.*

Salt and Vennegoor is really lame.

 

theres only one venegoor

hes as big as a door

hes big and tall

sticks his finger in a dyke wall

walking in a large chap wonderland.

 

liked the first one. lol salt and vennegoor!

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bbc forums are nuts

 

there once was a man named vennegoor

who wont sign for celtic cos they're poor

no need to be annoyed

hes no as good as krissy boyd

so re-sign dublin, ya ginger hoor

 

then it joins up with

 

boyd boyd krissy krissy boyd

gets the ball an scores a goal

krissy krissy boyd

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yeah didnt flo score 2ish? thats decent, if you hide the fact he cost mega bucks

 

Averaged around a goal every other game. A very respectable strike rate. Not syaing he was a good signing or even necessarily a good player for us. But he banged the goals in and I could see JvoH doing the same.

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