Super_Ally 0 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Maybe one for Shroomz, or any other budding photoshoppers. With Balde due to collect his �£1million loyalty bonus can anyone do a pic of him at Glasgow airport with a bag of "swag" or maybe a large briefcase of money? Got these if it helps: 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Ally 0 Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 And: Would try myself if I had a suitable programme and any idea how to do it. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Super_Ally 0 Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 Is this the real life?Is this just fantasy? Caught in a contract, No escape for Dianbobo Balde Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see, He's just a poor bhoy, He needs no sympathy, Because He's easy come, but not easy go, Little high, no ball control, If you know yer history doesn't really matter to me, to me Bo BO - you just sit and earn put a the money in bank because Strachen is a wank. Bo Bo - you could have gone to Birmingham but you've a contract and you aren't going to throw it all away Bobo o-o-e-o, Didn't mean to gag, If your not back again this time tomorrow, Walk on, walk on as if nothing really matters Too late, your time has come, Sends wee Aiden down the wing, unless there a bobble on the pitch Hello, ev'rybody, He's not going to go, Gona stay behind and tell the truth Bobo, ooh, He doesn't want to lie, I probably wishs he'ld never been signed at all I see a little silhouetto of a man, Nakamura,Nakamura, did he really eat a dog son? Caldwell and McAnus, very, very fright'ning to me Arthur Boruck (arthur Boruk) ARTHUR BORUK unmagnifico-o!!! Boruc's a gay bhoy who got left by his family But Balde's just a poor bhoy from a poor family, Spare him his life from this monstrosity... Easy come, easy go, will you let me go Vennegoor! No, he's not going to go (Let him go!) Vennegoor! he's not going to go (Let him go!) Vennegoor! he's not going to go (Let me go) he's not going to go (Let me go) he's not going to go (Let me go) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh Gordon Strachen) Gordon Strachen, let me go Dr John Reid has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me So you think you can sign a contract and spit in my eye So you think you can turn up but not play in the siiiide. Oh, Baldy, can't do this to me, Baldy, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Nothing really matters, Anyone can see, He's going for the million, The million pound bonus for Loyalty! Any way the wind blows Fail Fail, Balde's still thereWhat the hell does he care? What the hell does he care? Fail Fail, Blade's still there He's stealing all your money. For its 40 grand to not play for For its a 40 grand a week, And if you know the history, Its enough to make your heart go, Gagging order.. He doesn't care what Strachen says, What the hell does he care?, For its the end -of - another transfer windooooow, And the Dianbobo Balde will still be there. Stayin' Right Here: The Ballad of Bobo Balde (to the tune of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees) Stayin' Right Here Well, you can tell by the way I�ve used ma brain, I'm a lazy man: no time to train. Many players I�ve done harm, I've kicked them around Since I was born. And now it's all right. it's ok. I don�t even have to play. You can try to understand A Celtic contract�s effect on a man. Try to punt me to Stoke, I�ll laugh like it�s a joke, I�m stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Feel your bank a breakin� with every cheque I�m takin�, And I�m stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' right here. Well now, playing time�s low and wages high, The Bank of Bobo makes Lewell cry. Got a solid gold hoose and ermine kecks. Fifteen Ferarris and twelve Rolex. You know it's all right. it's ok. I get another million at the end of May. You can try to understand A celtic contract�s effect on a man. Try to send me out on loan, and I�ll tell you I�m no goin� I�m stayin' right here, stayin' right here. I�ll keep spendin�, there�s nae sign of it endin;, And I�m stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' right here. I�m goin' nowhere. NO one can make me. No one can make me, yeah. I�m goin' nowhere. NO one can make me. NO one can make me, yeah. stayin' right here. Well, there�s millions spent on centre halfs While here I am: sat on my arse. I�ve got more money than I can spend, All paid for by the scum in the East End. And now it's all right. it's ok. Get it up ye, Wee Ches-nay!. You can try to understand A Celtic contract�s effect on a man. Call me about a transfer and I won�t even answer, I�m stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Perhaps I should mention that I�d like an extension?, And I�m stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' right here, stayin' right here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' right here. I�m goin' nowhere. No one can make me. No one can make me, yeah. I�m goin nowhere. No one can make me, yeah. I'm stayin' right here. (repeat to fade) Still hope someone can turn my ideas into something. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 It's really time consuming to do photo manipulation work S_A, well to do it well anyway. I must have spent around 7/8 hours making those new banners last week & I've decided not to bother making any more for now until the transfer window closes, because it's a waste of time spending a couple of hours making a banner that contains players who might not be here next season. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 You on a mission SA? 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon 0 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Had a mate (lost touch now) who was a complete genius on Photoshop. Tried to show me one night shift and seemed to do it in minutes. For those who were here and remember, it was the couple of Smale in a wrestling leotard and as Celtics new signing. That good you couldnt tell they were fake. I tried and failed miserably 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza_8 233 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 I remember Eightball posting a good few crackin' photoshop efforts. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Ally 0 Posted June 7, 2009 Author Share Posted June 7, 2009 You on a mission SA? Aye. One bear's effort. It's really time consuming to do photo manipulation work S_A, well to do it well anyway. I must have spent around 7/8 hours making those new banners last week & I've decided not to bother making any more for now until the transfer window closes, because it's a waste of time spending a couple of hours making a banner that contains players who might not be here next season. No experience of this stuff so didn't realise it was so time consuming. Still you get some funny pics about. Anywhere to dl a free programme online for messing about with this? Jon, those pics you mention sounds funny as feck. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zappa 0 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Paint.net & Gimp are both free programs that I've tried - http://www.paint.net/ http://www.gimp.org/ ... but neither compare favourably to the real McCoy - Photoshop. Paint.net is the simplest & easiest to learn to use, but also the least powerful/capable by a long shot. Gimp & Photoshop take a LOT of time to learn to use. 0 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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