Jump to content

 

 

Recommended Posts

What a week that was for the Scottish team and all the hurly Burley surrounding them.

McGregor and Fergie nearly got sent home for drinking . To be honest Burley should have known better than to allow a drinking session at the Loch Lomand hotel, Loch Lomond is famous for wild bears.

It would appear that McGregor and Fergie started on beer, sunk some vodka and red bull and then went on to a rising sun. It is also thought that they had a pick me up and a few Wallbanger�s on the way to their rooms.

 

All in all it was a pretty colourful weekend for George Burley, first of all he saw orange which made him green with envy, he then saw red and was left feeling the blues. Yellow streak possibly fits in somewhere as well.

 

Our great friend Artur Boruc, the holy goalie was having a bad day at the office over in Belfast where Poland lost 3-2 to Northern Ireland. He was blamed for two of the goals.

 

What is the difference between Artur Boruc and Jesus?

Jesus was nailed to a cross looking at the ground.

Boruc was nailed to the ground looking at a cross.

 

In the 62nd minute Boruc had his worst nightmare.

A pass back from the Polish captain Michal Zewlakow saw the ball bounce off the turf and over the swiping leg of the holy goalie, who was looking to punt it up the park. The ball trickled into the net.

I suppose you can say the ball just poped up and done a Pole-vault.

Or the holy goalie was beaten by the Clod from god.

Leo Beenhakker was not amused and with the antics of Boruc and sent him home.

He was

Pole-axed.

 

Taxi!!!!

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.


×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.