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Whittaker Broadfoot Bougherra Papac

Davis Ferguson Mendes

Fleck Boyd Lafferty

 

Subs: Alexander, Edu, Naismith, Novo, Aaron.

 

Half Time

 

Rangers 3 (Boyd, Lafferty, Fleck) Jambos 0

 

Subs used Naismith Novo and Aaron for Boyd Lafferty and Fleck

 

Full Time

 

Rangers 6 (Boyd, Lafferty, Fleck, Novo, Naismith, Aaron) Jambos 0

 

Rangers announce after the match that Dailly, McCulloch, Webster, Miller, and Hemdani have all agreed to cancel their contracts with immediate effect for no financial compensation as they all agreed to have ripped us off enough already.

 

Rangers manager Walter Smith admitted post-match that he had had a change of heart in the last week and was no longer going to accept second best, and he was going all out to attack every team we play either at home or away, and would no longer sign 30+ duds or pay more than �£1M for any SPL player. He then issued life bans to Spiers, Keevins, Guidi, McNee, and a dozen other scumbag hacks telling them it was no longer open season on our club, and that they were no longer welcome.

 

On hearing this news, the scum from the east end's bottle totally collapsed and Peter Liewell had a heart attack, (which Spiers reported as an attack by a Rangers fan) and Dundee United ran out comfortable 4-0 winners at Tannadice on the Sunday.

 

 

 

 

Nurse!!!!

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