Malangsob

When there are only fat girls at the dance....oh look Dessers is offside again.

Lammers is straight up terrible. Dessers is too. Winnin don't change that...

0-2 Rangers Tav

Excellent...Excellent game. So proud of Rangers.

I am absolutely loving what Big Phil is doing with the club and I am nearing full buy in. However, I think man for man Sparta have just that much more quality, and will not be so Unlucky, this time. It would really be a statement of progress if we beat them though.

1 Rangers 2 Sparta Sima

Good game...well managed.

Hearts 1 - 3 Rangers Sima

Please tell me this is not some revelation? This has been obvious about soccer since day zero for me. Not tryna sound like 'that guy' but...pretty obvious...soccer is a zone game. Like hockey, and basketball to some extent (size withstanding). Everybody is pretty much the same size, the skill sets are also pretty similar. I mean yeah you have your 6'4" CB and your 5'10" CF but they are much more similar than dissimilar. Most importantly, everybody handles the ball, and with perhaps the exception of the keeper (last minute corners) everybody is expected to be able to score in some capacity. It becomes fairly obvious when compared to other team sports. For example in American Football, a non-zonal game. You have the same amount of players on the field, yet you can have a 6'7" 350 lb. guard and a 5'7" 175lb slot receiver whose duties, and skill sets are completely different. The guard may go an entire season and NEVER touch the ball while it's live. Neither one of those players could fill in for the other in any capacity as the repercussions would be immediately catastrophic. Soccer is not like that at all...once again...save for the keeper. Soccer to me seems to be a game more of zones than positions. It always has...to me at least.

There is a saying. "Don't start no shit and there won't be none" You bring a shine onto yourself you deserve what comes with that. Lookin at the other guy and complaining how others react to him is, well, to put it as kindly as I can, not productive. Don't start no shit and there won't be none.

Goals get points. Danilo.

Good game. Even Dessers, and Lammers got one. Hopefully this is the start of a very positive trend.

Yeah bro, no sweat...If it's not REALLY dumbed down, I am not gettin it. My idea of great comedy is The Three Stooges.

That's not offense. That's exchanging the ball, just long enough for the other team to get in their defensive posture. Then abruptly returning the favor. This succession happens until one side commits a defensive 'error' so profound that one is compelled to score. After years of watching I think I finally have this racket worked out.

In the SPFL? Offense. Nobody does offense. Everybody is this league plays D...almost exclusively. Outside of the top two, teams rarely score more than 60 goals over a 38 game season....shit...most struggle to get over 50 a season. Yeah, definitely offense in this league.

Dundee 1 Rangers 2 FGS - Cantwell

The sad part is that Rangers only have ONE guy in that top ten...and it's our right back. Pitiful.

12th round haymaker... However, a win's a win. There's also something very satisfying about the look on a player's face when they know they had the game in the bag only to let it slip away. That thousand yard stare of regret on Shankland's face...just sitting on the pitch, staring into that internal abyss of pain. Priceless!

I type in American son. A perfected form of English. I am just glad you Scots don’t type like you speak. Talk about mutilating a language. 😉

3-1 Rangers Sima

All I know is one thing. Rangers are gonna whoop dat ass! Cheers!

No Danilo... I can't take another game of that Dessers guy. He plays like Morelos on glue.

I don't think he wants anything too stressful or impactful. Probably some PR gig under the badge. He is in his golden years. This is the normal progression of things for old folks. He can putter around, rub elbows, and STS with football people all while reppin Rangers. It will be good for him and the team.

Somebody get the super to grease them hinges. Good draw for Clement.

Yeah...these guys for all their talent wilt under pressure...Rangers will take em at Ibrox.