Gonzo79

I always see people asking how these items are allowed into grounds. It's very easy. Just stick it down your trousers, same as a hip flask or a bottle of Buckfast. I'm sure no one wants to receive a full body search going into grounds and the security staff aren't well paid enough to do it properly anyway, so it's just something we'll have to deal with.

Is this what it's like watching American football analysis?

Gerrard never lost 5-1 to Celtc (at Ibrox or anywhere). Each scenario is different.

I thought it looked good. The delay, assisted by the fire alarms at Dens Park, was unfortunate. Comparing standard Ultra imagery with what the GBs are up to is strange. All Ultras love a flare up, a tifo and a few flags. Not all Ultras celebrate acts of terrorism, display hanging effigies of certain religious groups, pretend to be foreign and wave religious symbols. Not unsurprising that the Scottish press would choose to focus on one as much as the other though, is it.

"Masonic cryo-chambers" 🤣

As far as I'm aware, play continues. There are no specific rules stating play should be stopped when that happens.

Lammers actually gave the ball away whilst running/passing backwards at least three times last night. He's like some sort of comedy footballer.

Hmm, I'm not so sure.

Waving a flare at a football match is not the same as celebrating murder, rape, kidnapping and terrorism.

The UBs 'drummer' is about as musically talented as half of the punk 'musicians' we're subjected to. But let's be nice, we humped the lost email c*nts 5-0.

I like flares but the song is shite. Monotonous and uncharacteristic.

So we've went from 0.something to 4.something in a matter of weeks. Beale has a lot to answer for.

Goal difference is now equal. The Clement and Gaza effect...in effect.

Good result but still a lot of work to do with this squad. I enjoy Danilo - has something about him, a real perseverance.

When we have an off form Sima, Lammers and Wright as our main creative players, I don't expect us to score many.

I think it's a (bad) habit that might take Clement a while to fix.

He's been one of our best players this season. Does have a bit of the 'Ted McMinn: no one (including him) knows quite what he's going to do' sort of vibe.

Apart from trying to avoid the football, I have no idea what he's trying to do most of the time.

I battered mine with a frying pan the day the SNP said they were compulsory.

I accepted a long time ago that the football authorities don't give a toss about the match attending punter.

Bit shit for fans needing to catch buses and trains etc.

Team bus hadn't arrived about 10 mins ago.

I decided after the Hibs LC semi I'm never going back to Hampden. I hate the place.

Lammers starts. I don't think the four cans I bought will be enough.