Gonzo79

I'm not even sure Clement or Koppen are interested in Shankland and that's before you take into account the huge fee Hearts want.

Hearts haven't had any offers, according to what I've heard. It's a plastic pitch at Ainslie Park, so maybe they'd just prefer not to risk their star player against lower league opposition. Good luck to Spartans anyway - great wee community club.

Don't click Sun links. Toilet paper for tinks. Pitch inspection at 1pm, so we knew it was 50/50 anyway.

I grew up thinking they were for criminals and homosexuals. My opinion hasn't changed much. 🤣

I always preferred going to the smaller grounds, like Brockville, Firhill and Rugby Park (when they were standing).

You're more likely to catch me wearing a Celtc top than a tattoo. 🤣

Ah yes, a wee trip to Europe might be on the cards on Wednesday then. I'd liked to have gone to the Dumbarton game - never been there. Been to ER enough for one lifetime.

I had just assumed this game would be on Sky but can't see it listed. For those of us not attending, will this be on RTV?

Could be like having two big forwards though...

I'm not. Number of work nights out I've attended since 2009 = 0.

Bit kinky.

I've met and spoken to many bankers and accountants and the vast majority aren't alpha males.

Are folk still going on about Shankland? It's not happening.

Flamethrowers or crossbows?

Transfer thread bingo is about as much fun as toothache.

I think a lot depends on outgoings. We need to get players out before we can bring others in, which is easier said than done.

A transfer window where all our problems are in attack but the same old Borna/Tav debates spring up.

Helander was sent to see at least one independent specialist.

*insert cheeky comment about CammyF listening to pish music here Aye, the hills: Blackford, Corstorphine, Braid etc. are all great for a wander.

Headphones do terrible things to the lugs. I stopped using them when I was studying sound engineering and it was a good decision. I quite like listening to the world around me when I'm out walking. I don't drive, so getting to remote hills is a problem but I walk all around Edinburgh.

Loads of games are on Sundays now. 50,000 were watching us on YouTube yesterday, so there's only one weekend with no Rangers game. I had a lazy one last Saturday, did a food shop and watched FA Cup matches on telly.

Pepperoni or meat feat....decisions, decisions!?

Here's a pic of Nerthus/Hertha. Looks more like Drew Barrymore than Steffi Graf. Ach well.

I think folk are taking it all a bit too seriously. Aye, it's dreary viewing but it's more about getting/keeping the squad match fit during the break than anything else.

I'm still thinking about the Germanic fertility goddess. Steffi Graf with a nicer nose, perhaps.