Uilleam

A STAR IS BORN!!!

You'll have seen it before. Mind you, you'll have seen this shite before, too.

PSV is better on the ball, and is better off the ball. Doesn't leave much.

She's a piskie - and we need a Presbyterian charm

They have been telling me for weeks that the team just needs to gel. This is going to happen tonight. I know this because Rangers is just about to announce its new Official Gelling Partner: Oh..... maybe that means we are going to get fucked.....

Fortune favours the brave.....who dares wins.... to dare is to do..... fools and their money.... Relax and enjoy the match.

All you need to know about football, life, tonight's result, is here, if you just know where to look:

Stella Marist? No; perhaps not.

Maybe a musical: Seven Bhoys for Seven Brothers

Seems a player.

Tart; and crab.

I might be tempted to select Hagi before the disappearing Dutchman.

If you can meet with triumph and disaster, And treat those two imposters just the same.... You'll be a fan, my son.

God bless those Ayrshire Presbyterian, Masonic, Covenanter, Orange referees and linesmen. But seriously, though, when does the campaign to have plastic pitches banned (and the game replayed) commence?

Such unnecessary Boston.

At least we knew what CI was. Lammers is either a striker who does not/cannot strike, or a playmaker who does not/cannot make the play. He lacks the pace, and the strength, and, it seems the attitude. ( I've said this before.) I hope he proves me wrong, but he was anonymous, today, against Morton. At Ibrox.

I fear that Lammers is a dud. There, I've said it.

You'll win it back at York.

Helps with the diversity quotient, too

Aaah!

Is there a beer to go with that?

45+ unimpressive minutes against a side of part timers with a 40 yo centre back. It's just as well that next up is only a works' team.

Gey hard work, that.

He clearly has......and therein lies the problem