Uilleam

I'm sure Souness did

Neither can they, I imagine

Come on, no need to bring your wife and her sisters into this debate.

Where do you get a shark, this time of night? (Asking for a friend, actually)

Listen up! We have lost, narrowly, away from home, on an inconvenient night, to the Champions of Cyprus. I know what you are going to say: no-one has ever heard of them, and I scarcely remember their name, myself, but now, and, especially, tomorrow, their name will be known across the globe... well, more widely than it has ever been, before. We have contributed to that, and our name will forever be in the annals of our adversary: no mean thing, i m h o. Perhaps more importantly, we know, now, that, beyond any reasonable doubt, our team, in the generality, is composed of two kinds of player: - the done, and, - the dud. I'd keep the goalkeeper.

Boko Haram?

...plus ca meme chose

I think that the NHS should protect the mentally ill. Apart from which, imagine the rhedtops: 'Carstairs murderers vote in Rangers' poll'?

The lesson: never buy a striker with feet bigger than size 8 (42)

And we have just the lads to exploit that ...so we have

Plus ca change

What, has our Dessers a brother?

I wonder if, as the team runs out, anyone will have the cojones to say, "Look, Del, here's what you could have had"?

Therein, leaving aside the obvious vulgarity, lies the problem. Our players are untested. Edgar Davids was bossing the Ajax midfield at 16. (Think about that: Ajax; 16yo.) Our young players are anything up to21, even older. Either use them, or loose them.

It was a few years ago now, but, if memory serves, we struggled against a Cypriot outfit called Anorthosis Famagusta.

150 GBP, or thereby, for a standard bottle (70cl). Therefore, I cannot comment on its quality. Aimed, mostly, for China and the Far East market, I believe. Your brother isn't Chinese is he? (I read in The Guardian, some years ago, that every fourth child born in the world was Chinese. I don't know how you would explain that to the in-laws.)

JW Black is really quite aceptable (the world over), is readily available, and its supply, in the circumstances, obviates any time wasting debate.

Condemned from your own mouth, sir, on two counts. A poor day for a hingin', but we can't have everything. Take him down, lads.

Do note: this suggestion is for you, not for me.

Apparently, Rodgers has 'managed' 20 CL games (fhilth and Liverpool). His record is quite remarkable: P 20 W 2 D 5 L13 Think of the damage to the national coefficient.

I'm inclining towards Muscat. O man!

Looking again at Oddschecker, and with caveats on market volatility, etc. the bad news is that Lampard seems to be favourite, with offers from 2/1 to 11/4. Pascal Jansen is coming in, available at 4/1 (Coral and Ladbrokes) with others at 11/4, 3s and 2s. Not a lot in it, then. Kevin Muscat drifting. Philippe Clement is now showing: you can get him between 6s and 8s. Steven Davis's shortest price is 5/1.

Potentially, a major clash of egos, never mind bringing the players into it. Could sell that to Amazon, mind. There is a worrying thing about Lampard, beyond his execrable record, and everything else that has been said, and it is that some in the Club may feel that he would give the Club a high profile, in UK, and beyond, much as SG did. I think that there would much less interest in, and focus on, Lampard, now, than there was on SG, then, in his first post in management. Lampard is more yesterday's news.