Uilleam

FFS! Man up. We can only beat ourselves!

Caaaantweeeeeloooo! Fantastico!

Daaaaaniiiiiiiloooooo! Fantastico!

It has been put to me that the following graphic indicates that Rangers will win tonight, and that 10/11 or Evens represent decent prices. Just sayin'...................

I see that Humza was calling for a ceasefire in Madrid....

The Hertz players must really love that Hampden turf, the way they frequently prostrate themselves upon it. Maybe it's a religious thing.

Right angles are Masonic. Thus proscribed.

If that's a pen, I'll eat a bishop's hat

Is £20M rated Scott Wright the answer to our striking prayers?

Nice finish from the £15M rated Scott Wright

Controversial penalty, obvs.

Get it done in 90 minutes!!

So @Rousseau There are 18 'roles', but only 10 outfield players. What is your starting XI?

A difficult, if not intractable, poser. Butland wa s his customary self, solid, and with one classy double save. Balogun drew the eye with an imperious display, as if he had never been away, or out of the side. Lundstram looks like he has come into some form, and was dominant throughout. A fit Ryan Jack beside him may have helped in this regard. Ridvan fizzed and sparkled, going forward, as did Scott Wright. Lammers, at last, looked like he loved the game and the ball, scored an exquisite goal, and contributed an equally exquisite assist. Pereira da Silva looked enthusistic, worked hard, and took his goal well. He needs to spurn less chances, however. Maybe this will come with time. (Let's hope I am not reprising this in six months.) I have to mention Clancy's Tight End (ooh, err, missus!!), with that splendid block on the Dundee runner; a tactical masterstroke by PC, that positional change, I think. So subtle that it was missed by the officials. I'm going Lundstram.

Good name for a band, that.

'Shit'. I'll give you that.

Judging by what you provide on the Juke Box thread, you must have felt right at home.

You look nothing like I thought you would..

Needs the drum.

Extraordinary: Lammers, and Dessers, and Clancy all had good games.

My local Knights of St Columba WhatsApp Group tells me that ko will be 20.30hrs. Clancy is the ref, so if anyone would know, it is them

Drink three, quickly, just before kick-off, and you won't notice him playing..... .......Oh, wait......

The real story behind the banning of the green 'brigade' is something that the pusillanimous Scottish press and other media will not touch, or even get within stone throwing range of, and it is this: Hamas' Commandant for Scottish Affairs -yes, of course there is one, thank you, AirMiles Aonghas - telephoned Peter @Parkhead (International Speed Dial -if you know, you know- from Qatar) and the conversation went something like this: "Fuxake, Peter, fuxsake! Ah know that we asked for fullest international solidarity and support, but, and you fuckin' know oor position, no' thay cunts! Get thaym tae fuck! Stoapped! Noo! Ah'm under pressure, here. We're getting enough bad press. So, Ah'll no' tell ye again! By the by how's yer driveway?" "OK, understood! Will do!" And so it came to pass...immediately. Alternatively, Messrs Adidas, a sponsor, who until now, has shown no shame, whatsoever, about supporting pederasty, has, finally, chugged the golden chain.

Aye, the girls' team...

I'd put Lammers and Dessers in a taxi to the airport.