Uilleam

'Closer to home', you say?

Relax, mon brave, relax. I wasn't being totally serious. He looks a 'baller', possibly too much so for the SPL, alas.

Presumably some techie flounced off in the creamiest off cream puffs, taking the only dongle in the building with him. Well, a meringue?

Easily pleased

There is a God His name is Todd

FFS!!

Neil Warnock and Scottish referees/officials will be interesting. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Or Falkirk? But not if they play like that, surely ?!?!

Livvy is awful, and awful to watch. It's like shooting at fish in a barrel, and trying not to hit any of them. All our lads need to do is maintain focus.

Kinda tricky, seeker after truth. I suggest that you buy a dog, so that you will never be short of shite for situations such as you describe.

I see that the pederasts managed a 1 - 1 draw with the sheepshaggers. Excellent, in itself, but counts only if our lads put Livvy to the sword. Score early; score often; avoid injuries.

Failed the audition, I am told

The Australian for 'foreplay' is, 'Brace yourself, Sheila!' Might we assume, then, that you are warning us to expect, well....not very much?

It's a little worrying that the next two fixtures are against cloggie teams, one facing relegation, and consequent redundancy/ wage cuts, and the other desperate to kick lumps out of our players, because that's what they do. Having the opportunity to 'welcome' new guys to the SPL, with official complicity, even support, will, in all likelihood, be too much to resist. You're gonna need a bigger sick bay.

Are you missing the most obvious candidate? Step forward.......Malky McKay !!

Hyperbole, dear boy, hyperbole. But what about the potential for hammer throwing, on Tuesday night, studiously ignored by officialdom?

Lennon in pole position, apparently. If so, I forecast 0 - 10 against the fhilth And then, physical assault on Rangers' players, officials complicit

Well, I am enjoying a large bowl of Rice Krispies, and Coco Pops, topped off with Special K, and a sprinkle of Bran Flakes, for health. It may seem a lot, and it is expensive, but surely such extravagance is worthwhile if helps us become cereal winners.

In the interests of accuracy, fixed it for ya.

I don't know, but I think, while acknowledging that he has to have an all-round game, or at least significant elements of it, that a 'striker' has to 'strike' ie score goals. Here is Roberto de Zerbi, a fellow who knows a thing or two about football, maybe even more than folk on here, hard as that may be to believe, on his star striker, seemingly agreeing: "João Pedro’s DNA is of a top player. He’s becoming amazing as a striker because his quality to play in ball possession, to play in between the lines, to make assists were important but in terms of goals, he’s improving a lot. The last step to become a great, great player is to play 90 minutes in the same way. Sometimes he starts the game not pushing off his best and I would like at the beginning of the game until the end of the game the same mentality."

What do you call a striker who doesn't, well....strike?

Summer signing, both loan and permanently, it seems

Who?

The current Latin American connection is intriguing: Silva, Jetfe, and now, Cortes. And the rumours swirling around Lorenzo Tierra de Pierna refuse to dissipate. I wonder....three days left.... Note of course, that we have done quite a lot of business business late in Jan windows, before they glided shut. My source who takes to do with such things advises: Jan 2023: Cantwell 23/01, and Raskin 31/01 Jan 2022: Diallo 27/01, and Ramsey 31/01 Jan 2021: Simpson 29/01, and Wright 01/02 Jan 2020: Hagi 31/01 and Kamberi 31/01 Well, maybe we haven't always left the best for last.

Leaving the best, until last.