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'Relationism' is it? It sounds like a woke neologism for incest, and that particular, peculiar, peccadillo is, sadly, nothing new. But, for the avoidance of doubt: Merely because no cu nt on this forum, other than the Douanier, has heard of 'relationism', we may not assume that it is a 'New Thang'.

You mean like the Charltons, or the de Boers? Or Jim Forrest and Alex Willoughby? Now you are talking: imagine we had Brian and Michael in the starting XI.....

One General Relativity, and the other Special Relativity, I take it. Which one is which? (Asking for a hipster who failed the Physics paper at Largs.)

Already I can hear the voices callin', and Harry Belafonte birlin' Oh, Hampden, in the rain The nonces goat several, and The Rangers nane.

If the boy is here for The Glasgow Fair, the Rio Carnival won't be a thing.

Worryingly good players. Not convinced that Southgate is the man, though.

A Kosovan one, I imagine. He plays/has played for Kosovo. What kind of Scotsman are you? An English one? I doubt it, and before you start, let me say this: It is about time we took back Scotland and Scottishness from the shinner bastards, and assorted non-jurors of the SNP, Alba, and other deluded nationalists.

Overconfidence, swelled heids, and the like, often come before a defeat, to say nothing of a week's partying. And it's a Cup-Tie.

If he signs, don't go telling him that.

There is a big advantage, for us, in that the fhilth will hugely underestimate us, hugely overestimate themselves, and generally, and genuinely, think that they merely have to trap at Hampden to win the match. Therefore, we should be 3-0 up before they know what has hit them.

He's, em, Kosovan, and has played for the national XI, albeit is yet to score While, as a general rule, I don't have a problem with midfielders or forwards from the former Yugoslavia, I wish that we would look at cbs or dms, from, say, Serbia/Croatia/Bosnia; you know, big, hard, strong, fast, bastards who can play a bit, take no backward steps, and know how to get a reducer in early on the opposition's danger man/men. (That's a person spec, M. Clement.)

A maiden means you don't score, mind, Compo.....

Apologies, bloody Chiese phoe has mid of its ow.

They hide in plain sight, that type

Yeah. His final ball was erratic. I thought that his defensive play, supporting Tavenier, was good.

Was Cadeias more effective?

Is he better than Cadeias?

"Dutch referee awards four red cards, 15 minutes of injury time, celebrates with winning team and gets lifetime ban" Will never happen in Scotland, the ban that is. At least the referee was honest, and that will never happen in Scotland. Dutch referee awards four red cards, 15 minutes of injury time, celebrates with winning team and gets lifetime ban Eredivisie May 15, 2024 Dutch referee awards four red cards, 15 minutes of injury time, celebrates with winning team and gets lifetime ban - foot.mundo (footmundo.co.uk) Referee Jan Smit has been given a lifetime ban by the Dutch FA [KNVB], and it’s pretty easy to see why. The official was in charge of a fourth-division match between St. George and SV De Valken, and to say his performance benefitted the home side would be one hell of an understatement. During the course of the game, 61-year-old Smit handed out four red cards to SV De Valken, and with St. George needing to equalise to win the league, 15 minutes of stoppage time were awarded and they then scored the title-clinching goal. Post-match Smit was seen on stage holding the championship trophy aloft with the players cheering on as he hoisted the prize. He then performed club anthem ‘Guardian Angel’ on the microphone in front of the celebrating supporters. The KNVB, which is the governing body for the top tier Eredivisie downwards, has now handed Smit a lifetime ban from officiating football matches. KNVB spokesperson Daan Schippers said in a statement: “We have received several complaints after Sunday’s match. This morning we called Mr Smit and told him that he is no longer allowed to referee matches. We expect a neutral attitude from a referee and that both teams are treated with respect.” Despite the damning match statistics and footage of the celebrations, Smit has called the decision ‘laughable’. Speaking to NH Nieuws, he said: “I can understand that SV De Valken is disappointed with the course of the match. However, in my opinion, the four red cards given were all one hundred per cent justified. “Before the match I was asked by players from St. George if I wanted to sing a song afterwards. I have done that several times in the past, including at Spartans, VVS, Grasshoppers and also in Amsterdam at ASV Arsenal.” “I said that if they were to become champions, I would like to sing a song. During the chorus of ‘The Guardian Angel’, the bowl was pressed into my hands and I held it up. “De Valken, however, did not appreciate this. They just forwarded that video to the KNVB and filed a complaint. “I wasn’t partying with the players at all. I just sang a song and held up the bowl once. That’s the only thing. I find it too sad for words that the KNVB is removing me for that reason. “It’s laughable. The KNVB has not done any research and only watched one video. I assume that my career is now over.”

Collum, I believe, is heidie at St Inquisitor's, or some such, Bigot Factory, for which the salary will be substantial. I don't expect he will be taking a cut, so the salary from the SFA must be significant. Collum, I fear, will earn those wages. Rangers, I fear, can expect only a ramping up of Yellow cards, Red cards, and, of course, the Catholic card.

It's like putting Jim Torbett in charge of your Boys' Club.

Maxwell, Rab, according to BBC Scotland's Irishman English, owes his position to Lawwell. English wrote a piece on the BBC Sport Scotland website to that effect. I have posted a copy before, and will try to find it again.

There's aye wan.

Lundstram: renew or release? Is this still a question? Really? Off to the Towers of Trebizond with him.

Like making the pope the head of the Mafia. Oh, haud oan.....

That's awe you are feeling.