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Clearly. In short order, Green seemed to go from having barely a piss pot to call his own, via a £20M public share offering at Rangers, to owning a substantial property in Normandy, and running a string of racehorses.

Will these missives be French letters from rasellik's one time confidante, Platini? If they are, they could certainly inflate them, having enough hot air, but whether the inevitable bursting, even of several gross simultaneously, will produce sufficient force to blow Scottish fitba' apart is a matter of conjecture. I think I know where the smart money will be.

Explains why the Puma shirts are S, and XXL, only, perhaps..

The Resolution 12 Memorial Centre has a certain ring to it.

Did our friends in the SFA not receive, and hold, this money, to dispense to our enemies?

As I write, the shrill shills behind Res 12 endeavour to keep their bunco boat afloat. We should expect no less when there are T-shirts to sell (20GBP a pop, no less) and crowdfunding to skim, I mean source. Their efforts (spoiler alert) are reminiscent of the finale of El Cid, where the corpse of the dead Cid is strapped upright upon his charger and taken into the first line of battle, to convince the troops that he is alive, and thus to inspire them for forthcoming conflict.

It may be cheaper to pay him off. Settlements are usually around half of the anticipated earnings to end of contract, are they not? Of course, management appear not to rate the player ( and/or feel his salary less than value), and MW, himself, has stated that he does not want to carry a player who is unlikely to figure in the 1st team. Rejected may become disaffected, and a pernicious influence of the park; this is a risk he clearly has no wish to take.

Is this shirt of similar quality to that worn by the Switzerland XI the other day, which, after a while, became fashionably distressed, like, oh, I suppose, a Swiss cheese?

Dress code is a problem for them, They don't know whether to wear their Res 12 T shirts under their selliktaps, or over them.

Is that the pub off Victoria Road, in which Billy McNeill had an interest?

Get a grip, Sir, get a grip!

£120K. Barely enough to buy out the contract of even one porkheid plug.

Is the 38 yo Ricardo Carvalho doing much these days?

2 each? A helluva plateful at 5pm.

Hired assassin: The Club has long needed one.

Maybe the deal was done before they all repaired for a light tea.

Already house hunting in Eastwood. (I have my coat, and hat.)

Wallace looked significantly overweight for two seasons.

Is Warburton not on annual leave? If matters were not concluded before his holiday, I should expect them to resume thereafter. More fireless smoke, I assume.

Broon will employ the 1000 yard stare, or vacant look, as my mother would call it.

Romania is a better side than Scotland.

Recently, and randomly, Radio 5 described Krancjar as a "Match of the Day player": one who looks good on highlights reels, but over 90mins..... I think that he would/will be an attractive addition to the squad. However, he is not a guy for the muck and the nettles, or the blood and the snotters, if you prefer.

I intend to file the singular revelations of Mcgillivan, together with the Resolution 12 phantasmagoria, under "Fireless Smoke".

Puerile, unnecessary behaviour. How did Cummings react?

Lennon and Petrie; syphillis and gonorrhoea.