Uilleam

What do you think of it so far? Can't score, can't defend; rubbish.

Not a joke, old boy, not a joke. The dismissal of the boy Clark and the continuation of the scrag end Hamilton's employ, merely confirms who runs Scottish football and Scottish media. QED.

Tell the impudent that you are a mere speug.

I think that it was a cricket team who got beat 36 - 0 at fitba'. A mistake sent them to play.

If this was a sellik story, the value would have been £16M.

Scrote McLaughlin will do the interview; Regan will do the pleasuring - not for nothing is he known as the SFA's "Head Honcho".

Hospitality for the supremos; hospital pass for the support.

In the 1970s, the Leith fhilth had the worst fans in Scotland, by some distance. Even followers of rasellik found that. I wonder how much has actually changed since then?

I notice the creep, Jackson, has a piece attacking Rangers; surprising, that.

Yes, we all know that.

As is evidenced by the unfortunate woman, so drunk as to be non compos mentis, in this case.

"A night out in...Bathgate". Include me out of that. On a serious note, they really seem a despicable pair of degenerate lowlifes. A civil action, such as this, does not mean they are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, as far as I know, more is the pity.

I would disagree with the author that the press and pressmen are, and have been, "mischievous"; they are, and have been, malicious.

Don't discount Spurs.

He's good,....... but he's no James Forrest.

At least it wasn't seven (7), in a competitive match. Scant consolation, I know. Leipzig were fitter, faster, stronger, more skillful, more tactically astute, and better organised. I might be happy for the Club to be known as RB Rangers, if it was able to play like that.

Outclassed, gentlemen, outclassed. However, at risk of being telt aff, I would say that I have seen better Rangers' sides than this one, defeated -dismantled- by German opposition. One that springs to mind is a 3 - 0 defeat at Kaiserslautern, on a weekday afternoon, which I watched in The Auctioneers' Bar.

....and repeating the mick media mantra that rasellik is unbeatable and uncatchable. One might almost conclude that the fhilth were too good for Scottish football.....Well, if it is written often enough, by enough monkeys with enough keyboards, it must be true. (A piece from the Rhebel/Liam stable, I note, with no surprise whatsoever. About time that particular byre was mucked oot.)

It was a shove, applied with force insufficient to propel one's maternal grandmother from the platform of a public conveyance. The 'Not Proven' is interesting. Presumably an 'Innocent', or 'No Charge to Answer' verdict would have meant proffering a charge of 'Simulation' against the St Johnstone Jessie. Sutton is a trumpet, played loudly, but only occasionally in the appropriate key.

A young man by today's standards, but dementia can strike at almost any age.

A gentleman's agreement can only exist between gentlemen. Such an agreement cannot exist between gentlemen and guttersnipe. Rasellik, as it demonstrates, frequently, is a guttersnipe club, run and managed by guttersnipe, for guttersnipe, unsurprisingly lauded by guttersnipe in the guttersnipe media.

I have the distinct impression that Dermot Fachtna Desmond is not a stringless benefactor of sellikfootballclub, and that his investments pay dividends. Is he not the holder of preference shares?

And the face of the Compliance Officer, Barney Killarney, or whatever his name is?

Possibly crowdfunded by vhermin, hoping that a judgement in the guy's favour will prove that "Ranjurs ur deider than deid, pyoor extinct", or whatever.

Scorer of a cracking goal v the fhilth? Or has my memory gone completely?