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Nooooooooooooooooo, we cannot lose King Carlos !!! I do like Alan Smith but compared to Cuellar........Nooooooooooooooo !!! I hate the lure of the English Premiership !

No surely not............I mean I hate these nervy occasions as it is plus I have grey hairs sneaking in here and there. I said it once before, if I die then it will be watching Rangers in an old firm or another big match !!! But we love the nail-biting tension really ?!?!?!

Good god !! That is a scary thought, if it was a black leather jacket he must've looked like a half eaten Jaffa Cake !!!

Noel Gallagher is raging apparently !!

Maria Kirilenko............mmmmmm !!! She won't win Wimbledon but who cares when those tight outfits are on !!

Sir Alex. He's foreign to England !!

We're now 1% behind the smelly dog rapists, get voting people !

What's happening on Sunday.................Church ? lol Bring it on !

Stacy Slater is female ?? Next you'll be telling me that Dot Cotton is ugly !

Fernando-Son, Miyagi train you well !! Wax on, head off !!

Nope, she won at Augusta in 73 !!

There's no way he's playing at Stamford Bridge. His head wasn't in the game the other night either. This will be hurting him big style. All the best to Lamps and his family, once again football comes a distant second in some cases.

Did you see Fernando's karate kick that led to Ribery's penalty, he's still a nutter !!

Ok he gets a nose bleed when he gets near the opponents box but it's only a matter of time before he gets a decent cross in (I hope). He's getting across to cover the central defenders very well and reads the game tremendously. I was against him being left back for quite a while but I've changed my opinion, he's starting to fill the role well. Let's not forget he's playing out of position. Overall I thought we were very negative again, their centre backs had more time on the ball than ours. JCD being the only one near them and the only one in their half most of the time. Broadfoot was having a nightmare in the first half but improved in the second half. Hemdani and Dailly still amaze me, we can be in an attacking position and the ball manages to go all the way back to Alexander ?????

you weren't the one picking your nose were you...........lol I spotted one of my mates just as Fergie and McCulloch were about to kick off the second half in the home game against Sporting Lisbon.

Hopefully we can tie up the league soon enough to give them a run out for the last couple of games. I think there are some players in the squad right now who are in a bad need of a break. Too many games.

The dog that stole it one year ?

I have a photo of my Belgian granny, that'll probably do it for them.........lol Except I don't think the mini skirt and pom-poms is her thing !

I've always thought he was a decent player but I'd rather Ismael Miller of West Brom, infact do we need any more strikers, how's about two more attack minded midfielders of wingers to supply the strikers. Broadfoot and Papac don't really get the ball into the box and Davis should be a central midfielder despite doing a decent job on the right. I'm worried about the left side of midfield, no DMB McCulloch or Adam at the minute.

Good point Gav, 0-0 is probably our favoured result at the mo but I fancy a 1-0 win and it may be an unlikely scorer, how's about an o.g from one of their defenders.

Just saw the highlights on Sky Sports News there just now. Fleck does look good and could be our new Super Coop on the left wing !!! Well done the under 19's and Shinnie the captain looks quite a player too. I think the future looks very bright indeed. Hope Walter gives some of them a game soon for experience.

There's a UEFA CUP 'SEMI-FINAL' tonight, and we're in it !!!!!!! Say it one more time people; a UEFA CUP SEMI-FINAL !!!!

In that case get Billy Kirkwood on the blower straight away please Lauren. I'm your son's new agent thank you please !!

11, 000 watched the U-19 cup final last year, that's more than Gretna have had in their entire SPL season !!!

lmao, it's what they do to the goats that disturbs me !