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A few clubs looking to make bids for the players of Mordor. They'll make some serious money, but they still have to replace them... #OptimisticLoyal

What are your thoughts, folks?

We'll - it's tactical but not cagey at all.

Chelsea using a 4-2-4 mid block that Man Utd utilised successfully against Citeh.

Hat-trick for Haaland (c), please!

I've got a sneaking suspicion that this will be cagey tactical battle or a cricket score.

I'm glad I dropped Mateta: not because I don't think he'll have a good season - I think he will, which is why I've named my team after him (Hakuna Mateta) - but I felt he was a little behind preseason. I will bring him back in later.

VAR really had to let that Eze goal stand for the good* of the game. * I have Eze in my FL team

They're definitely my team...

Some good scores and a Maximum! Correct Result (1 pt): Everyone who entered. Correct Number of Rangers Goals (1pt): compo, Y, Lenny, Devil, DJ, BD, TB, 26th, CammyF, T-1000 and Ted. FGS (2 pts): compo, Stewarty, DJ and r_s Correct Score (3 pts): compo, Y, BD, TB and CammyF. @compo gets a Maximum! @Yorkie Bear extends his early lead at the top of the table. Latest Standings:

Fans say this about any player that plays well, and then wonder why we can't get a player trading model working.

@CammyF is having a night off.

They made their bed...

I thought you wanted Cantwell back in the team?

We've not had that spelling yet!

I'm pleased for the wee man. He got 9 G+A last season, so if he can push for 15-20 this season that'll be good progress.

Five minutes late - I'll allow it.

FGS Danilo

I doubled up on Everton defenders...

Well done, Dominik. Six points. I'll take it.

I watched the Mets-Phillies game in London (on TV - I wasn't there) a few months (?) ago which was quite enjoyable. Ever since I've been looking out for the Mets' results and watch bits of games on TNT. I watched Ken Burns' Baseball documentary which was really good. I like the history of the game, the stories and the characters you get, like Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Robinson, Mays, etc.

Are you a Baseball fan, @Sutton_blows_goats?