Rousseau

Can someone teach these muppets how to deal with a long ball, please. Jeez.

Sorry, I forgot. We can't give it back because we're refereed to a different standard.

Our shot execution has been poor. Raskin through, but scuffs his shot. Just work the 'keeper. Is that so hard?

I really like Souttar with the ball at his feet. He can pass and is quite effective when he dribbles.

The sheep and their so-called players just want a fight. Sad. We need to give it back twice as hard, or don't rile them up.

The passing and inter-play in the final third has been beautiful at times. Decision-making less so...

Another chance for Sakala. Outside of the box, but he should be working the 'keeper.

To be fair, we say that about Morelos too...

FFS. Terrible attempt by Sakala after wonderful play from Tillman.

21 minutes*

Oh, my... This is filth.

Technically, it is still in Arsenal's hands. However, can you really see them beating City at the Emptihad? And then can Arsenal stay unbeaten throughout the remaining games? I don't see it.

Arsenal lost the title two games ago.

Perfect example of a 'keeper not suiting the team's style. De Gea is a phenomenal shot-stopper, but can't pass and doesn't come off his line well. Sound familiar?

Aberdeen 0 - 1 Rangers FGS Morelos

Aberdeen vs Rangers

Yes, I meant whoever wins that tie will win the final.

That'll be the final.

Quite right. I do have access to the big red button...

Surely shouting 'he's got to score that' has been around since the foundation of football? During the first ever game of football, surely there's that one spectator calling out a sitter? xG just gives it a mathematical footing.

What do you mean?! I just explained this a couple of days ago! Do I need to get my chalkboard out again?

Death, taxes and @stewarty and @JohnMc shutting me down when I mention I like a youngster...

Yes, that's the profile: young, quick and built like a brick shithouse.

From the MLS, though...

@BEARGER is putting you to shame @der Berliner!