Rousseau

@ranger_syntax made it up, so I'm certain it is happening.

Haaland isn't a 31-year-old, injury-prone midfielder coming to the end of his career.

Josh Windass scored in the last minute of extra time for Josh Windass' team, so the Championship will be honoured with Josh Windass' presence next season!

Someone needs to have a word with them.

Not PL, but it's the League One Play-Off Final today. Barnsley vs Josh Windass' team.

I think it said we were helping him get fit, when it was announced which players were leaving.

Heidenheim scored in the 93rd and 99th minute to win 2-3. Hamburg go into the play-off...

What are your thoughts, folks?

Not CL, but European football. It's a straight shootout between Heidenheim and Hamburg on the final day of 2.Bundesliga for promotion. They're both playing already relegated teams, so it looks like a play-off looming for Hamburg, which will be Stuttgart.

Is that spelt t-h-u-g?

But Luton play in orange, so...

Time to switch over for the play-off final.

Dortmund got the draw, but it was all too late. They didn't start the game well enough. Shame.

Bayern score, so the helicopter is heading to Bavaria.

Mental. I can't believe Dortmund are not winning this game; Three-four gilt-edged chances have been squandered.

Dortmund [1] - 2 Mainz. 20 minutes left...

I cannot believe Dortmund have not scored at least one goal.

They shouldn't, no, but this is the bundesliga...

Buster the most consistent, playing every game and getting the most (45) Correct Results; an 81% hit-rate, there. Whosthedado out in front with the most Correct Number of Rangers Goals (22). Buster and Yorkie joint-top for most First Goalscorer, with 13. Stewarty and Ian the most clinical, with 8 Correct Scores. Stewarty had the most maximums (3). Ian had 1.91 ppg, which was second highest behind buster (1.96), despite playing 10 fewer games. Title contender if he played those games.

Bottling it! 0-2 down...

Some stats, if you're interested (those who played more than 30 games): Players Points Games Played Points-per-game Maximums CR CR% CRG CRG% FGS FGS% CS CS% buster. 108 55 1.96 1 45 81.82% 16 29.09% 13 23.64% 7 12.73% Whosthedado 99 55 1.80 1 40 72.73% 22 40.00% 8 14.55% 7 12.73% SBG 96 55 1.75 0 39 70.91% 15 27.27% 12 21.82% 6 10.91% stewarty 94 53 1.77 3 37 69.81% 15 28.30% 9 16.98% 8 15.09% Rousseau 94 55 1.71 2 37 67.27% 15 27.27% 12 21.82% 6 10.91% DJRFC 92 54 1.70 1 36 66.67% 13 24.07% 11 20.37% 7 12.96% ian1964 86 45 1.91 1 29 64.44% 13 28.89% 10 22.22% 8 17.78% weebluedevil 85 54 1.57 0 39 72.22% 18 33.33% 8 14.81% 4 7.41% BEARGER 81 53 1.53 1 36 67.92% 8 15.09% 11 20.75% 5 9.43% ranger_syntax 81 48 1.69 2 33 68.75% 13 27.08% 10 20.83% 5 10.42% Bill 81 54 1.50 2 38 70.37% 12 22.22% 8 14.81% 5 9.26% Malangsob 79 47 1.68 0 31 65.96% 16 34.04% 10 21.28% 4 8.51% Franc Ergs 78 51 1.53 0 35 68.63% 13 25.49% 9 17.65% 4 7.84% Yorkie Bear 78 55 1.42 0 36 65.45% 13 23.64% 13 23.64% 1 1.82% compo 76 55 1.38 0 35 63.64% 14 25.45% 9 16.36% 3 5.45% 26th of foot 74 53 1.40 0 37 69.81% 9 16.98% 8 15.09% 4 7.55% lenny3k 74 55 1.35 0 39 70.91% 14 25.45% 6 10.91% 3 5.45% onevision 73 55 1.33 0 36 65.45% 12 21.82% 8 14.55% 3 5.45% MacK1950 72 54 1.33 0 37 68.52% 9 16.67% 10 18.52% 2 3.70% Ted McMinnime 63 47 1.34 0 33 70.21% 11 23.40% 5 10.64% 3 6.38% CammyF 60 49 1.22 1 32 65.31% 8 16.33% 7 14.29% 2 4.08% Graeme Ro55 58 41 1.41 2 29 70.73% 7 17.07% 5 12.20% 4 9.76% WorthingBear91 53 35 1.51 1 23 65.71% 9 25.71% 6 17.14% 3 8.57% Tannochsidebear 51 38 1.34 0 26 68.42% 8 21.05% 7 18.42% 1 2.63% forlanssister 50 42 1.19 0 23 54.76% 6 14.29% 9 21.43% 1 2.38%

I dropped two spots on the last day, on goal difference...

Final Standings:

A maximum to finish! Correct Result (1 pt): Everyone who entered (except Ian). Correct Number of Rangers Goals (1pt): One, Bill, BEAR and compo. FGS (2 pts): Graeme, Bill, Yorkie, compo, SBG, 26th, Ian and MacK. Correct Score (3 pts): Bill and BEAR. Bill gets a Maximum!