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It says we're guaranteed a spot, but then we have to improve to give ourselves a chance of remaining there?

I'm willing to be corrected, but flop is defined as 'a total failure'. I think if a player doesn't play at all, that's a total failure, non?

I can see that with Matondo. For the money, he's not done much, until very recently. I thought Tavernier would be picked for unsung hero. Criticised, but ever present.

POTS - Tillman is still my player of the season. He was consistently one of the most important players throughout. Flop - McLaughlin. Most improved - Sakala. Terrific season. He's not the best footballer in the world, but his work-rate and numbers were brilliant this season. Unsung Hero - Jack. Arguably our best midfielder (at least in the deeper areas), yet perennially overlooked. I think he's very important to our side. Best Signing - Cantwell. Fine player.

Shamelessly nicked from Twitter. Who was your: Player of the Season Biggest Flop Most Improved Unsung Hero Best Signing (Players can only be nominated for one category.)

I feel like Dessers is the least exciting striker we've been linked with. We do need more than one new striker, though.

Has it got Windass? Asking for a friend.

I quite like it.

When you're trying to retake Jerusalem, but you've got an early kick-off the next day.

Alexa - play Happy by Pharrell

It's alright; you can borrow @compo's Purdey.

He's gone!

LW CF RW Lawrence Sakala Matondo Colak McPake Roofe Wright AM Cantwell Dowell Hagi Lowry CM Jack Raskin Lundstram DM Kamara LB LCB RCB RB Yilmaz Davies Goldson Tavernier Barisic Souttar Sterling Devine King Mayo Zukowski GK McCrorie McLaughlin Wright Butland*

That's fine, but - and I apologise in advance for the affect this may have - I will respond with this: *bokes*

A 25-yard strike from CB Toby Alderweireld, no less!

Yes, I don't see it.

You would take him out the back door and have him shot.