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Lundstram should have his arse bared then bullwhipping

Win lose or draw you can always console ourselves with the Eurovision song contest later and as an added bonus you might get a glimpse of the northern lights.

Should have played McCausland out on the right

Today’s game at Goodison will probably be the last league match at the grand old ground .

A lovely sunny day outside what better than going out to the field of play in front of 60000 foaming at the mouth toerags and shutting them up once and for all. mon the gers.

Firhill for thrills

Yes they’re are always exceptions and they were excellent managers .

second leg tonight at 19;45 hrs

some people think a new manager can turn the fortunes of clubs in a season and when that doesn't happen they are wanting his head remember it took old fergie about five seasons before he got united into shape

give the defenders a good sniff of the smelling salts before they take the field and we will be okay

Tomorrow games a bit like backing a horse with your last hundred pounds never let the odds put you off the bookies probably don't give us a hope in hell but I've backed many a big odds winner and tomorrow I'll be having a good few bob on my team Mon the Gers.

All they can do is go out and perform to their very best and if that's not good enough then it's up to the board to either back the manager with some real money or I fear the manager will be looking for pastures new .

We shall overcome

Nope

Celtic 0 Rangers 5 Silva all five goals over 250 Celtic fans huckled for fighting each other on the Gallowgate Hugh Keevins blames Rangers fans for the trouble And I scoop the national lottery

Never once went on to the field of play thinking he was going to get beat I think some of our lads are scared of the hooped horrors

That was a bit of a read but I do agree with one thing and that’s letting the young lads play with freedom it gives them confidence to become good players

I thought the frogs would have won last night but in the end the German hun came out on top

Every man woman and child in a lung bursting rendition of the Billy Boys and to hell with the critics.

I see Mr Doncaster with a big smile on his face announcing the new sponsors of the SPFL William Hill who will pay out hopefully more than the princely sum of £1.6 million per year they get at present .

Maybe something by the Easybeats

First thing to go would be that Tina Turner song Simply the best we have a nerve playing that stupid song

I see that doyen of referees Wullie Column will be in charge .