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Not sure if you have been keeping up with current affairs. The team is somewhat diverse. We have a female team too.

Ah yes, the famous £35 software! Compare and contrast.

Titter. Who can take him seriously? Entirely selective outrage. I would love to know how people reconcile support for Rangers with support for his party.

Yes, the people who elected him must feel great shame.

Yes, it's almost as if there Rangers, and Rangers fans, lined up on one side. Meanwhile we have a reprehensible bunch on the other side. All desperate to take a kick at Rangers. One would hate to inadvertently find oneself lined up on the wrong side. Pulling up one's, uh, socks before sticking the boot in too.

The justice minister out there demonstrating that the anti-sectarian grift is real. I would be deeply embarrassed if he represented me in Holyrood.

The club statement was moving and in no way perfunctory. I have just changed my mind about everything.

Goldson for me. Kamara is a close second. I can't understand why he isn't in the running for awards.

You remind me of someone. Can't quite put my finger on it.

Brilliant. Please, please, please tell us more about how utterly sick you are. I beg you.

The dangers of trancendental, er, induction.

Quite. Forgiveness is predicated on an apology. Few understand this.

Not sure why the club would be responsible. Rangers made some perfunctory statements as requested. Almost as if you can't dissuade people from a certain course of action. All of the knicker wetters can ram it.

Connor Goldson for me.

What are you greeting about now?

Titter. Oldest rivals?

Is Helander injured?

That's an interesting idea. Despite that I don't want the management to pursue it. We have enough resources for players to stick to specialised positions.

Rangers 1 Celtic 1 First goal scorer: Morelos

Craigan explaining that you should prefer winning two trophies to only winning one. Laser sharp insight. If anybody at home is as cretinous as he is then that will have been really helpful.

Why is Craigan such an unbearable cretin?

You should have given up your season ticket. I hate to think that anybody would buy an Ibrox season ticket and end up gripped by such abject misery. It's not robbery. It was your choice.

Saint Johnstone 1 Rangers 2 First goal scorer: Roofe