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Rangers 3 Borussia Dortmund 3 First goal scorer: Morelos

By the time that the league is lost Souttar will be described as a combining all the best attributes of Baresi, Cannavaro and Gough.

Still think the 2 points dropped in Aberdeen was no big deal? How about the 2 dropped today?

What game did you watch?

Diallo is a chess player that got lost, right? F***ing useless.

Another blatant penalty denied.

Is that really unique? It all sounds so familiar.

Blatant penalty denied for ... reasons(?). Any shots on target yet? We look more interested on finding extra passes in the United box.

Been coming.

Dundee United 0 Rangers 2 First goal scorer: Morelos

After a great result you are guaranteed to have to read, or listen to, some exaggerated rubbish. This tweet caught my eye because of the language used. Football fans appear to picked words at random and I assume that this is how 'colossus' was selected. Surely the author is not alluding to the comparitively short time that the colossus of Rhodes stood for. It also reminded me of something stupid that I heard earlier in the season. During a match I heard someone explaining that he would be happy enough if Goldson left for free in the summer. Apparently he had given us value for money and there could be no complaints. I recognised the sentiment. I had heard it on the Heart and Hand podcast before hearing it in person. I had even repeated it myself before realising how wrong it was. Goldson will leave with best wishes if we win the league this year. If we don't win it then I expect his last season will be a source of irritation for many. Similarly I'm not sure how many will queue up to listen to him talk about this win if we don't finish the job in the home leg.

Plenty of bargains but use of the name 'Goldie' is most un-Struthian and quite unforgivable.

Relying on Ryan Jack's fitness is a bad place to be. I hope he has turned the corner with his fitness.

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This could be a very happy day for us. It's just a shame that some reprehensible characters in the away support had to ruin it with a half and half scarf.

Haha! What pressure?

Was that handball from our last match against them?

Dortmund waking up I think.

Borussia Dortmund 3 Rangers 0 First goal scorer: Morelos

Do it Baz!

Haha, great news. Aberdeen need to think very carefully now. Another poor appointment could see them sink into a relegation playoff.

No idea what this gif is meant to imply but I am just going to get the facts about the match from TransferMarkt. That might sound ridiculous because it is.

Didn't bother to watch this match but I saw some footage from a couple of the goals. It looked terrible with the lenses covered with water. It's probably still a better view that you get from the side of the pitch in Annan.

Regarding the formation it is clearly a 1-2-3-4 Van Bronckhorst wants Helander to be the sole defender with Sands and Davis playing double pivot in front of him. Then we have Ramsay, Wright and Diallo all in attacking midfield roles. Finally up front we have a STRIKING PARTNERSHIP of Roofe and Sakala. Zukowski and Barisic will be wingers on either side. Then again this might be a load of rubbish.