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Celtic 1 Rangers 3 First goal scorer: Sima

Good point. Please forgive me. Not sure what I was thinking there. Anyway. This is the biggest opportunity ever in the history of our football club. Big Phil battering the beasts will be the beginning of the beggars bearing the burden of booting big bucks Brendan.

I would be happy to see Lundstram and Barišić stay. I would also be happy to see replacements for Roofe and Jack.

Big opportunity for us.

Two options: cry about it or become a referee.

I remember this guy from a brief appearance at Ibrox. He looked quite good then. I think that we can offer him more time on the pitch than his alternatives.

This is the biggest match in the entire history of the club. Few understand this.

Motherwell 0 Rangers 1 First goal scorer: Tavernier

Huge if true.

Need a whole new front line and midfield. Always important to strengthen the defence first though. We all know that Tavernier and Barišić are suspect so both need replaced quickly. We've needed a settled partner for Goldson for quite some time now. We should make that a priority too. Goldson has been here for years so we should freshen things up by finding a replacement for him. Sadly we will be forced to replace the goalkeeper. He will leave in January for two million pounds. Given the number of first team players required this money will be very useful.

Somebody wake me up when all seeding, group stages and coefficients are removed from European football.

If such a competition goes ahead then it will be structured to ensure that the top teams remain at the top. If such a competition does not go ahead then it will be because concessions were made to ensure that the top teams remain at the top.

Maybe because you've read a similar story two or three times a year since about 1990. Maybe because you're going to read a similar story two or three times a year until you can read no more.

Warburton euro game zero Murty euro game zero

Not a great match but another nice stepping stone towards winning something important.

Surely a red card.

wit a player man

Rangers 4 St Johnstone 0 First goal scorer: Roofe

Some guy behind me at a recent Hampden match was getting angry with our poor use of the ball. I think we were losing to Celtic at the time [correction, it was Hearts]. He shouted "For f***s sake recycle it!" or something similar. Normally I would have liked to join in and shout at our players for being rubbish. Instead I had to stifle laughter. Modernity continues to ruin everything.

Recycling complaints.

If current form continues then there will be tickets on sale in the home end.

No neutral institutions.

Preferable, yes, but I don't think that the domestic cups are important.

That would also be important but I know which one I would bet on.