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Pretty sure it was a clever joke.

Just grab any random guy off the street. He couldn't be any worse.

Rangers 2 Lyon 2 First goal scorer: Dessers

The fans will back hirsute Hagi.

Rangers 2 Hibernian 1 First goal scorer: Dessers

Does anybody have clips of these two incidents?

Not a great result in itself but it is a great result for where we are at the moment.

Brilliant

Commentator has lost the plot. Talking about relationism and positionalism like some wretched vl.

Could have been wrapped up. Doing well despite that.

Cerny's baldness is starting to hurt us now.

Malmo 2 Rangers 0 First goal scorer: Dessers

How long until we get a 'Miss me yet?' meme with Stewart Robertson pictured?

Best to have a bad relationship with the council. Everybody within the club needs to be able to identify friends/enemies and act accordingly.

Quite possible for Rangers and Dessers to both be rubbish. No idea why so few understand this.

Right enough. They were behind the goal. What was I thinking?

Good idea. We should sign Shankland in January.

They were behind the goal.

Sit down.

I don't know about that. Even if you replace Dessers you still need to replace many other rubbish players in our team.

Yes. We can't afford any of those players. Besides I have never watched any of them play. I will still be talking about how Dessers was rubbish in 2060.

That all depends on how good his replacement is.

Dessers is rubbish.

Some decent stuff but mostly ordinary.

Rangers 3 Dundee 0 First goal scorer: Dessers