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Mocking K.P.I. chat, particularly after a loss to Celtic, is not trolling. It is sincere and deserved.

Just imagine how frustrating it would be to observe the measurable lack of progress via published K.P.I.s.

Luck? They have failed to win the league once.

Sent you my slide deck on DM m8.

Boards?! Bean counters?! K.P.I.s?! Make it stop. Please.

Celtic 0 Rangers 4 First goal scorer: Dessers

I think this team can win today.

Yes, the very fellow!

What was the name of the other superstar that we signed alongside Cantwell? Who did we sell him to?

Cantwell is talented. Football is a team game. Cantwell is not a great team player. This is why I said he was rubbish before.

Very bad news.

Good luck filling the stands when he is sold.

Rangers rubbish Hearts rubbisher Referee rubbishest

We had the chance to get two million pounds for him in January. Never see that money now.

You're right not to care about it. The domestic cups are unimportant. The team will go nowhere if it thinks it can pick and choose when to win. So a win at the weekend will be welcome.

What a load of rubbish.

hi anthony welcome to ibrox can you eh tell us eh if you will be looking to bring any players from eh belgium

Win the league and nobody will care about, or even remember, the rubbish that either one has said.

I think we can get a score draw at Parkhead. Either team can drop points against Hearts or Kilmarnock.

I'm reluctant to descend into any statcel discussion. Despite that I must ask if you are sure that goal scored is a statistic.

I'm going to have a go at all of them until we are winning 3-2.

It was not an overreaction.

I want Tavernier off and Sima on.

Rangers 2 Celtic 1 First goal scorer: Silva

Some good options off of the bench.