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Lets be fair. The S.P.F.L. don't mention it anywhere near as often as some of us.

Terrible idea. Just like having youth teams in the lower leagues.

The other teams would be very foolish to accept this. How many advantages do we need?

As many false tens as we can fit on the park. Triple pivot too.

Nobody think to proofread the email?

Quite. This sort of thing happens every year though. Why does the chance to buy a Rangers strip, or season ticket, inspire so many complaints?

All Wilson had to do was wait.

Another day another terrifying Lewis Ferguson rumour. Thankfully a silver lining always appears when we discover that it is a load of rubbish.

Hate to break it to you but football supporters go to football matches. Though the straits be broad or narrow and so on. Promoting the Record is an unrelated activity. People attending matches is healthy for Scottish football. The Scottish football press circulating nonsense is very unhealthy.

Every click, or impression, keeps the Record on life support.

If only. Some are intent on promoting it but who is intent on reading it?

When the time comes we will fight that battle too.

I hope the failed trialist continues to double down at each subsequent turn of this process. His reputation, such as it is, will disintegrate along with Doncaster et al.

I'm going to vote no. Then change it to yes. Can't wait to play out some pre-season friendly predictions with the big hitters.

The S.P.F.L. is a complete disgrace.

I thought that the failed trialist was an expert on semantics.

This will come as quite a surprise to anyone that has given the matter no thought at all!

Why would anyone interact with Roger Mitchell? He's completely disingenuous so there is no point in responding or sharing his tweets. All you do is make him appear relevant.

Great news. This will prove to be a key step on the way back to the top. Looking forward to a sea of Rangers tops at our next home game.

What are you talking about? That's not a hard choice.

Great! Another chance to buy a season ticket at Ibrox! I would have quite liked to see a price increase but I can't have everything.

Titter. You would find better punctuation, and grammar, in a fanzine.

Probably best if we start off by spending 5 million pounds on Ianis Hagi. I'm not sure how to spend the rest of the war chest. How about the rest of you?

Quoting this to preserve the hypocrisy.