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We will win. This will be a famous victory.

I am hounding Dessers. @JohnMc

After watching all of the highlights I have concluded that Dessers was the man of the match. I will not vote for him though as the determination he showed, to secure a hat trick against mismatched opposition, was a complete disgrace.

Has there ever been a greater repudiation of the use of statistics?

Dessers has found his level.

Rangers 8 Fraserburgh 0 First goal scorer: Dessers

The only thing that matters is second place.

I am afraid that this is where we differ.

Almost all of the dislike for the Union Bears is a load of rubbish. The real reason to dislike them is that the whole ultra culture has no real connection to Rangers supporters past. It is an alien import learned from the idiot box, and the internet, rather than from a father. This is partly why they often miss the mark with the things that they do.

Dessers' goal was great entertainment. I knew he would score when he came on. Despite that nothing beats watching him getting into a great position and trying everything he knows to miscontrol the ball before an inexplicable good finish.

were only second cause we got mair points than ten other teams but

No great individual performance for me. Igamane scored the key goal.

Why do we have all this trolling in the match thread?

Should have been five nil up at half time.

Rangers 3 Aberdeen 2 First goal scorer: Igamane

I don't know much about him. Who would he replace, or compete with, in our team?

We should try to keep Igamane for another 18 months. His impact on the team is too important. The rest of the players will play better with him in the team than with Dessers. The only exception is if we get some more good results in Europe and somebody wants to bid £15m+.

This is a great idea. In addition to that we could all buy an extra five scotch pies at half time. If the fans really love Rangers then we'll have enough for a centre back in the summer.

Given the ease with which an organised minority can work the fans I expect it would actually be much the same as it is now.

Protests are dumb.

Rangers 3 St Johnstone 1 First goal scorer: Igamane

Unpredictable.

Reading an off topic rant was fascinating.