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58 minutes ago, Bill said:

Unleash the samba drums 

 

Maybe Danilo could coach a bit of rhythm into that useless UB drummer. I thought Gonzo’s drummer had concrete gloves. The UB bloke’s got concrete arms.

53 minutes ago, Gonzo79 said:

A bonus isn't essential. 

It is, when your wages are low.

First English £1M player.

Always sad to learn that an old player has died.

He performed well for Rangers just a pity for the team he hadn’t been at Ibrox earlier in his career.

The black tights weren’t a great idea.

I wonder how Genk/Servette are feeling.

10 hours ago, Bill said:

Sakala isn’t in the same league as McCoist

He isn’t and won’t be. The point is that while he misses chances he’s there to miss them which means he’s read the play and got himself into position. 
 

McCoist confronted in interview about missed chances in a game assured the interviewer he’d be back the next week to miss them again.  Sakala’s got a bit of that.

I like Sakala. Like McCoist he misses plenty but like McCoist he’s there to miss them and like McCoist he never shirks. If he could just get his conversion rate somewhere near McCoist’s all would be well but Rangers couldn’t afford to keep him if that happened.

9 minutes ago, Rousseau said:

Yaaassss!

Nawwwww!

Ecstatic outbursts should be reserved for goals.

Could Admin perhaps …… oh, sorry. Just carry on.

3 hours ago, compo said:

No we need our women who else is going to tell us what trousers or shirts to wear

Not bleeding likely.

Women choosing their husbands’ clothes explains why so many middle-aged and even elderly men are wandering the streets dressed like infants.

A very underrated player - especially by me.

1 hour ago, Gonzo79 said:

don't get me started on white socks

 

Thankfully, I'm a grown up so feel no requirement to purchase or wear the things.

Two wise lessons from the Gospel according to Gonzo.

My idolatry of Rangers shirts came to an end when the crew neck replaced the Baxter V but this new striped number’s got it all. Add on the torment it will cause the foe and it’s win again. I bet the Cosgrove crew don’t sleep at night fretting about it.

6 minutes ago, Graeme Ro55 said:

This one is ok, but out of the three I prefer the white one.

Nah - jessie’s blouse.

Tear open the collar a wee bit and I could see Tiger Shaw in that.

2 hours ago, compo said:

I would like to think they paid to get in 😉

Honoured guests, surely.

Better than all the rest.

Any of the usual SNP, RC, bbc started whining yet?

1 hour ago, 26th of foot said:

A 1-0 victory at Ibrox a decade-dozen years past followed(can any Gersnetter remember who scored our goal)?

Was it 2010 a 2-1 victory for the Famous? Miller and Naismith scored as did Lovenkrands for NU? 
 

I had to look that up. I have zero memory of the match although I can mind fine on Stokoe and Scoular, Jackie Milburn, the Robledo brothers and Bobby Mitchell and the days when newspapers had a typeset “FA Cup Winners Newcastle United”.

46 minutes ago, compo said:

Did Nicholas Fairbairn not do a similar move .

The colourful Mr Fairbairn did a lot of criminal defence, got himself elected to Parliament and was appointed Solicitor-General for Scotland. I don’t know if he did any actual prosecuting himself. Not really in his nature.

9 minutes ago, Bill said:

How does THAT get to be Compliance Officer? What skills and experience does that adolescent dweeb bring to the table?

Criminal defence lawyer changed sides and assists in the Lord Advocate’s Department. I might be hopelessly wrong - it’s happened before - but that profile is getting out of the heavy artillery battle into a job in stores.

And, dear God, here he is. Do up your shirt, sonny, buy a tie and a razor blade then we’ll have another look at you.

17 hours ago, RANGERRAB said:

Does this role still exist or has VAR made it redundant?

What you have to understand, Rab, is that not everything upsets VAR. On the other hand everything upsets celtic.

But as 26th points out, Lawwell’s got it under control.

Will Rangers have to sign the other chap as well to keep Danilo happy? This doesn’t bode well.

1 minute ago, Bill said:

instrument of torture

Probably used more as an instrument of vengeance. Upset a chalk-walloper over something trivial and a double whack made her/him feel better.

Rice is from the youths. I think he knows how to play football. Might be better than Lowry.

1 hour ago, Bill said:

I'm afraid I never sampled the cane but I was on first name terms with Mr Belt. 

There were two types. The wide soft razor stropper (no bother) and the wicked wee narrow Lochgelly tawse with the forked end, one side rough, the other smooth. (Oww-yah)