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The eye is not deceived by stats.

Was there ever a sight more fluidly elegant than Lillee in his run-up? On a par with Nijinsky the racehorse and well superior to Nijinsky the ballet guy.

We don’t wish to know that. Kindly leave the web.

I read somewhere that Jimmy Greaves could be man of the match having kicked the ball three times - two goals and the kickoff, no need to launder the shirt and shorts.

Disappointed for Arsenal but a great weekend for City. Just hoping Liverpool sustain their decline and that’s a Club I used to admire pre-Heysel and Hillsborough.

They got there. 0-1. Klopp must go …. oh wait.

Never in six million years.

Surely some hard-up Sheikh with a football club would pay £500,000 for the pair. Good bargain.

Aye but Mason only rested after he’d kicked the blazes out of the opposition.

Judging by observations on the run of play so far, I think the first impression of “rest” was the right one.

Only surprised they haven’t shifted it to Pittodrie.

4-0 the final score. Strewth.

Rossi knew how to score goals. The 1982 final should have been against France.

In the Europa League Atalanta take three off the Scouse at Anfield. Weep for Klopp.

What’s the construction, compo? Looks like kitchen foil stretched over girders.

Drysdale looks every inch a SNP cooncillor. Wee boys’ haircuts don’t look good in middle age.

It would have been nice to be top of the league tonight but in the circumstances I’m glad the game’s off

Read plenty of them.

Ripping Yarns, you could say.

I’ve got the dentist at 2 so if the game’s off tonight, that’ll be one ordeal less.

I hope Rangers take it off Cantwell's wages. That’ll teach him. Daft fad. It will pass for some other idiotic notion next season.

Didn’t expect to see Ha Ha Haffey in a team of heroes, nor Dunky McKay but no quarrels with Bobby Evans, centre half in that lineup, nor any of the others. Three of the famous Ancell Babes there and Graham Leggatt. I wonder how many caps he would have won but for Alex Scott, then Willie Henderson.

Ban the use of drones for recreational purposes. License them for commercial use.

Souttar will do for now. He may become better with a more reliable partner.

New Stewartian rules for penalties: if you win the ball and are just about to exploit it, it doesn’t matter if you’re hacked down. I struggle to see any logic to that whatsoever. Straw-clutching.