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How long before timmy is petitioning Sturgeon for the horse to be shot?

He's not tough enough.

This time last year I would have said Sammy Cox but sadly that's not an option so JG it is and Johnny Hubbard too.

Sterling was fine as a support act for Suarez and Sturridge. Why City bought him I do not know. England managers used to be sacked for failing in late-stage penalty shootouts. Now they don't get that far. But they can be proud of themselves. At least they qualified for the tournament. Media folk are now trashing those they lauded as heroes. A couple of days ago.

Somebody who knows about football, answer me this. Can Silva, Iniesta and Fabregas play effectively in the same team?

Ronaldo did nothing - yet again.

Bib tugging at training! When I were nobbut a lad you could shoulder charge an opponent to Kingdom Come but use of the arms was a foul.

True but so what?

.... if they all turn up.

Liverpool - Melwood. MUFC- Carrington. These are well known names without the club name attached. Strangely, I don't know where Arsenal, 'Spurs or Chelsea train. I think "Rangers: Auchenhowie" would be fine.

And hundreds of Sebos, Sionkos and Mladenovics. Not to mention Capuchos and Stensaasses. If we have enough money we could get a Konterman.

Out of respect to Her Majesty, I never sing the National Anthem.

See Yoofa? Bunch o' pyoor early Eurasian tribesmen so they are an' aw.

Drinks Member in Saudi of all places. Is that where you got your DSO?

Outer Hebrides - good bear country.

If he's half the defender Roberts was, he'll be fine.

What a terrible shame. That's my weekend ruined.

Only seen bits of matches - none from start to finish - but England look like favourites. Never seen an English side attack so much.

Back to last year's early season form, Rab?

Is it not a matter for Police Scotland? I know it's normal for police officers who witness public disorder to exaggerate what they have seen, but is this fellow not just making things up? The Commission can't look at a statement made by a non-football individual days after the event, surely.

Excellent. At last an articulate expression of the facts without hysterics. The spelling and grammar are fine too. It does make a difference.

""Soap stealers"?

I was into my 20s when it dawned on me that England might overtake Scotland in head-to-head victories. Look what happened.

"Own goal" Brown.? No thank you. Anichebe from WBA maybe?

I knew you were old, Compo, but jings crivvens