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I wish no well to Aberdeen but this euro licence is nonsense. Pittodrie staged a big cup game against Bayern. No problem then, why now?

Pulis?

Bruce is well over rated as a manager.

Davy Heart of a Lion Wilson. The best all round winger? Alec Scott was faster. Wullie had more tricks, Johnston too. Cooper a greater genius but over all, left wing, right wing, centre forward and emergency left back, Davy's the man. A Scots Tom Finney.

Waggy got two, Joey got booked.

Wolves win away to demoted Hull.

Villa lose again.

When was lennon ever pregnant?

But seriously, he is admired by many because they would like to be like him. Cheating, fighting, swearing, they've all got it in them but can't bring themselves to do it hence adulation for somebody who does.

Cooponthewing, the psychology guy, will tell me if I'm reading right.

Alan Shearer tipped them to be champions before a ball was kicked.

He reads my posts.

Flair baiting is the practice of laying lumps of cheese on the flair to lead rodents to a trap.

Flair bating on the other hand, I'm not familiar with.

Wolves level at the top with Cardiff.

A few left field scores

 

Left field? I was off the flaming planet.

Arsenal 1-0 Leicester

Watford 0-3 Liverpool

Chelsea 4-0 Clarets

Palace 3-0 Town

Everton 1-1 Stoke

Southampton 2-0 Swans

West Brom 1-2 Bournemouth

Brighton 0-5 Man City

Magpies 1-3 'Spurs

United 3-0 Hammers

I like a bit of early season exhuberance.

I forgot about Everton yesterday. Who will score their goals? Sixth place for them ahead of 'Spurs behind United, Chelsea, City, Arsenal, 'Pool.

And going down: Huddersfield, Swansea and (sensation!) the Baggies. Hope I'm wrong in that one.

The teams I would personally relegate are Brighton, Watford and Palace with apologies to their fans for my arrogance these are not proper teams. Bring up Wolves, Wednesday and Villa and give the League a proper look to it. Folk readng this under the age of sixty will reckon I'm a raving lunatic. Who's to say they're wrong?

Sunday

Newcastle 1-2 Tottenham

Man Utd 0-0 West Ham

Can't disagree with most of that except the bit about West Brom. Throstles are always watchable but I fear they've over achieved the last couple of seasons and may be spiralling down.

'Spurs had their best chance last year. Shame they couldn't quite manage it. Four or five years before they will challenge again.

Arsenal could be fourth.

City need some professional defenders.

'Pool will flatter to deceive - yet again.

Don't write off Chelsea but it is with the utmost regret that I make the following announcement. United will win it - aaaarrrrgh!

Niño is a bit young - muchacho?

 

I'm currently learning Spanish so it's a nice wee exercise to give my take on a translated version, with some artistic licence to fit it in to the rhythm and rhyme especially as Spanish has a lot more syllables:

 

Hola, somos

los Guille Muchachos.

Hola, nos con-

ocerán por los ruidos.

Vadeamos en sangre F*nian.

¡Rindanse o morirán!

Porque, somos

los 'Derry Muchachos.

Which means:

 

Hello, we are the Billy Boys.

Hello, you'll know us by the noises.

We wade in F*ian blood.

Surrender or you'll die.

Because we are the 'Derry Boys.

 

Or a more literal translation (but try singing it!):

 

Hola, hola, somos los Muchachos Guille

Hola, hola, ustedes nos conocerán por nuestro ruido

Estamos hasta los rodillas en sangre F*nian.

¡Rindanse o morirán!

Porque, somos los Brigton Derry Muchachos.

Brillante!

"Pilfering" - strange word to use.

I think he overdid the body building and became muscle bound as a result.

We're all over them and looking exactly like you would expect title challengers to look against a team likely to be in the bottom three.

Like PLG's first game.

Don't like the sound of that.

BritishTransport Police. Setting an example to Police Scotland.

Wednesday disappoint.

I hope this doesn't become prediictive text.

The castle in Embra is no big architectural deal but the New Town is. Not much better than Glasgow's best but a little bit.

I would never call Glasgow beautiful. Impressive, yes and in its commercial heyday a more vibrant place than Edinburgh any day of the week.

"Beautiful City"

Got his lodgings in Edinburgh?

12 men? What's the story there?

The reds came out after half time with an extra player. Game went on for a few minutes before Waddell, I think it was, pointed it out to the ref who promptly equalised the numbers.

Very good analysis.

This is a competitive league. I have no clue who will go up. I would like it to be Wolves, Wednesday and Villa but I expect to be disappointed. Normally I'd like Sunderland to be back but a season in the the Championship might let them weed out the dross and get in players who actually want to play.

It is up to the politicians to deal with this vile club but they will not do so.

Of course not. Most of them are in it. Nothing will change until the obstinate mindset of voters changes to enable them to vote for a different party.

Spoilt for choice in Chester. Everton, Liverpool, City and United within easy reach. Or Wrexham!

Which branch of the 7 family are you, RB? Hederson7? Waddell7, perhaps.

Hope it's not the Larrson or Johnstone 7s.