Arsenal 1-0 Leicester
Watford 0-3 Liverpool
Chelsea 4-0 Clarets
Palace 3-0 Town
Everton 1-1 Stoke
Southampton 2-0 Swans
West Brom 1-2 Bournemouth
Brighton 0-5 Man City
Magpies 1-3 'Spurs
United 3-0 Hammers
I like a bit of early season exhuberance.
I forgot about Everton yesterday. Who will score their goals? Sixth place for them ahead of 'Spurs behind United, Chelsea, City, Arsenal, 'Pool.
And going down: Huddersfield, Swansea and (sensation!) the Baggies. Hope I'm wrong in that one.
The teams I would personally relegate are Brighton, Watford and Palace with apologies to their fans for my arrogance these are not proper teams. Bring up Wolves, Wednesday and Villa and give the League a proper look to it. Folk readng this under the age of sixty will reckon I'm a raving lunatic. Who's to say they're wrong?
Sunday
Newcastle 1-2 Tottenham
Man Utd 0-0 West Ham