Beattie

Robert was an arsepiece.

You an arsepiece, Chris?

I'm the forum hardman.. if you even closely resemble a hardman.. you're in big fucking trouble!

Kidding! :cheers:

He's a Bookie?

Craig Beattie used to come into ny bookies, actually.

We're all bookies.

Bookies.

That'll be me then.

6/1 chance.

He's a 12/1 shot for it.

Wee tip directly from Steve Kean that Coleman will be the new Southampton boss.

Take ir for what it's worth etc.

Plain and simple, we've been crying out for a creative midfielder ever since de Boer left.. Buffel's as close as we've got at the moment and definitely has a touch of class when he's up for it.

He was making the right noises not too long ago when he was saying he's desperate to finally show the Rangers fans the best of him, and I think he should definitely be given a chance to show us.

There's number 5.

Get him a diving costume while we're at it.

Cheers for that, Harry.

Think I'll take a wee note of all that and keep it close by

It was funny handing my line into Coral, I had two, handed the coupon last.

The first was a Lucky 15 returning 85p, the second �£140. Lovely.

And I dunno chris, if the missus lets me decide where we're going in Paris, anywhere imparticular I should check out?

Koopin up yesterday.

Hibs, West Brom, Sheffield United and Swansea for a fiver, �£140 returned.

Ideal timing, going to Paris with the Missus on Tuesday.

I know we've got a couple of Wednesday games in January (not including the Celtic game) but not sure if that's when it'll be made up.

I haven't had a bet in a while.. getting worried.

Was told today by a very reliable guy who knows a current Ger that the deal is 100% done.

I know that sounds like the usual crop of bullshit so don't hit me with that, either take it or leave it.

I know.

Wallet getting thinner again for another year.

Can't believe it's been a year since this was last flying around already.

He's married, LAT.

Sorry.

No way is he coming up to Sotland

Might come to Scotland though

Would be a fantastic signing.

I read that and don't believe that and there is no news on the Ceefax, Teletext or the news. That shite that has just been made up.

I Never fell for it.

How can you say you never fell for it after what you said first?

Harsh, that.

More of a Rangers man than you and Ally put together son

An absolutely ridiculous claim.

No offence LAT, but that's the worst suggestion I've ever heard.

Like I said though, no offence.