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If anyone's interested he's at 2.26 chances created a game with a total of 18 with 0 assists. Bruno Fernandes would be proud of that assist to chance return. Our forwards and attacking midfielders really are pish in front of goal. Except maybe Sima, but again, he's got a touch of an axe murderer.

He's creating 2+ chances a game tbf - the strikers need to finish more for me. He'll look twice the player when we get forwards who can trap a ball and finish first time.

Jack Butland and McCausland are the only 2 players in both halves who look sharp. Cantwell in the second half of the first too.

We all said the same when it was pish under Beale in his pre season...lo and behold we carried it into the competitive games. If we're like this against Copenhagen I'll have a bit of the fear tbh, but that's because of the scar tissue from Beale's training games. Hopefully this will do us good rather than be detrimental.

Mental, I thought someone was getting subbed.

Imagine booking a player for dissent in a friendly, I've seen it all.

This is giving me the fear now...

We don't half love an aimless ball over the top eh.

This pitch would get torn up at a primary school.

If we get Bulat, Doig and Silva in this window then I might actually start to take our recruitment seriously. Sky sports reporting we have an interest in Doig.

Video of him slowly stretching his leg in a contraption doing the rounds, we'll be lucky if he's half the player he was pre injury.

£6m right now when we can get him on a pre contract would fucking blow my mind. I'm all for getting players in early but at the right price. 6m for 6 months left is howling recruitment.

I've got no inside info, it's just a suggestion after looking into players who's contracts are up this summer... do you think we should start talking to Alfie Doughty at Luton? 24 years old, 1 goal and 4 assists for Luton this season with his contract up in the summer from what I can gather. Would be a big signing right enough because I'd expect prem teams in the upper echelons to be in for him. I'll include his fbref data. It'll overlap with his championship season but it's still impressive nonetheless. https://fbref.com/en/players/bf33b257/Alfie-Doughty

Aye ignore me mate haha.

Idk why people are getting there knickers in a twist tbf - by the looks of it the UB have been given 26 seats. Unless I've read that wrong.

Hopefully it's a step towards rail seating being put in, I'd love to see the whole of the Copland lower standing personally. By the sounds of it the club are doing a lot to mitigate/compensate the fans having to move - personally I think it's for the better of the team. Wee update on the cantilevers and wheelchair access too. What do you think?

Ridvan for me with McCausland running him close. The young winger probably should've had a couple of assists yesterday if we had players who could finish. On that note, he'll look a far better prospect when we get strikers or attackers who can trap a ball and finish.

What more could Souttar do with his arm there? You can't go in for a block like you're going down a water slide ffs.

That goals been coming for Ross - I've seen him live a couple of times and his movement is noticeable, he's constantly making runs that go unnoticed and unused. Big Jack in goal doing what he does every week. Ridvan motm for me so far though - how anyone can watch him today and come away saying they prefer Borna is beyond me. Let's put on a show Rangers, on today especially!

This is a good read from Joshua Barrie at RR, it's revealing the numbers of what we can all see - our strikers are either not good enough in ability or don't have the mentality to cope with the pressures of OF games, as ever it's probably both that are true. Anyway, have a look...

Seen we had 0.99 to their 0.7 xG, probably tells you how bad our finishing was. I think Clement will have us within a win when they come to Ibrox tbh. Feel for him because this squad have a massive inferiority complex against Celtic, he's not a psychologist.

Tav just bail us out son.

You can see what's going to happen for the rest of it a mile off - we'll have the lion share, huff and puff and shake on 2-0 at FT. Or worse. Pish.

Well that's that.

Aye, come on lads!