Nevermind

I need a drink and some camp rock up loud.

Thank god for Ryan F*cking Jack. Get these Livingston players ragdolled for even thinking about stepping into our half.

Scot ( the hitman ) Arfield........

Dick Advocaat would have Souttar on kitman duty if he grabbed as many shirts as he has this afternoon.

Time to go again and get the result.

Ok, so it's now time for the '' Boss '' to work his magic. We look pedestrian, predictable, ponderous and blunt. Souttar has a massive 45 minutes ahead of him. Dunno if I'm just being a dozy fan who has '' never played the game '' as players like to often remind us. But I would have thought the lads would be bright eyed and bushy tailed at the opening of the season. They should be tearing Livingston up for arse paper. They're crossing and passing the ball like they've got their boots on the wrong foot. Not impressed, not happy. Sure as hellfire, Celtic will explode out the traps tomorrow and slaughter the sheep. We're far too timid. We need to get in their faces and turn with runs.

Nah, I'm not having Souttar.

Cancar getting shopped before he gets chopped.

Confused as to how they can go through pre-sea and return in the first game playing like 11 strangers.

Total limp wristed nonsense from the defence. As per usual, Livingston are sitting in and showing the ambition of litter pickers.

I'm looking forward to smashing Livingston and getting the season off with a stiffy.

Livingston 0 Rangers 2 FGS - Lawrence

Things would get pretty interesting if the American's got a hold of the Edinburgh clubs and put their know how into them. To go off on a bit of a tangent, the MLS clubs are worth hundreds of millions of dollars in some cases yet have absolutely bang average playing squads. So it'll be interesting seeing them operate in the SPL. Although what he's stated in the article is just simple fact, it is all about the Rangers, it always has been.

Naturally you'd think the little general would have opted for a standard 4-3-3 being Dutch n all, but I've been reading lately here and there, that he often '' favoured '' an asymmetric 4-4-2. Is that right? I just remember the guys playing some beautiful stuff, the link up play between De boar and Ferguson was mouth watering at times. Any of you remember how he lined up and with what players?

Don't see an issue with that. He has an opinion and that's all really. Absolute tiger of a player, but seems to have mellowed over the years.

Hopefully after the break and a decent pre-season I'll put in a good account of myself. For now though, it's time for my holidays.

Having started this season so late I aimed to get more than 18 pts. After that I set my eyes on getting to 24th. Nearly. Top end of that table must have felt like pushing last nights curry through a trombone.

Roofe, Helander, Itten and Simpson need to go. I think we'll just go ahead and keep Bassey. Absolutely no reason to go punting him just yet. Send the loanees back and promote some youth players. Should allow GVB some wiggle room for his own signings.

Well deserved break for the lads. Absolute ride of a season. Get everyone recharged and refreshed for the new campaign. I don't know why, but I can see a train wreck happening across the other side of the city. Something isn't quite right over there.

Just spent the last 5 minutes doing the wolf of wallstreet dance.

Wouldn't be surprised if Jack saw a few faces of his critics on the ball before he rifled it.

Jackooooo

Not worried in the slightest. Although I'd hve liked to have seen a young engine coming on with something a little different.

Good sub. Diallo needed to shut up and think about the team not himself.

Cochrane having to resort to that side of things says an awful lot about him.